# What would be the ultimate place to have sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 19, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862 "2005-10-19T04:43:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/21 "2005-10-19T11:26:30Z")
In front of the Pope on Easter. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/22 "2005-10-19T11:28:44Z")
The grounds of our nation’s capitol. Trust me on this. ---
**Author:** ![Tomcat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Tomcat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tomcat)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 11:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/23 "2005-10-19T11:30:18Z")
I keep trying to convince my wife that we should do it on the boss’s desk. Then she reminds me that our bed is much more comfy than my desk. -Tcat ---
**Author:** ![Otanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Otanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otanx)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/24 "2005-10-19T11:32:37Z")
I second (third? forth?) the zero gee low gravity ideas. Apperently google thinks New York is the ultimate place. Come to think of it about crotch level in the statue of liberty makes me smile. I would also suggest the Mall in DC, but I would have a little problem whipping out my monument with Washington’s reaching for the sky. Makes me feel… little. -Otanx ---
**Author:** ![Martiju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@Martiju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martiju)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/25 "2005-10-19T11:36:56Z")
in a woman ☹ 😉 _hopes everybody realises he is a secure heterosexual, with a great sense of humour, in a long term relationship. Rather than a sad 32-year old virgin…_ ---
**Author:** ![Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Stark\_Raven\_Mad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stark_Raven_Mad)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/26 "2005-10-19T12:33:31Z")
On the Eiffel Tower. On that glass bit where you can see all the way to the bottom. Yes, that would be fun. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/27 "2005-10-19T12:38:33Z")
On the “It’s a Small World” ride at Disney. Hey, they’re tourists, who cares what they think. And maybe the kids will learn something. ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/28 "2005-10-19T12:51:51Z")
> [@betenoir](#): > > :eek: Well maybe…I guess you’d have an excuse to skip foreplay. I was thinking of a non-Earth scenario, say a planet with lower gravity, but similar atmosphere (forget for a moment whether or not that’s actually possible) - combining the convenience and novelty of zero-G with the thrill of _doing it outdoors, in the open air_. ---
**Author:** ![Elza\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Elza\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elza_B)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/29 "2005-10-19T13:14:35Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > On the “It’s a Small World” ride at Disney. > > Hey, they’re tourists, who cares what they think. And maybe the kids will learn something. Damn you! That was MY answer! 😃 Actually, it just scares me that someone else thinks that way. Because I’m dying to get revenge on him…in my brother’s prized possession, his new truck. Behind his restaurant. During a busy lunch hour. (He had sex in my car as a teenager and I’ve never forgiven him for it.) E. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/30 "2005-10-19T14:02:22Z")
On the Jaws ride at Universal Studios. Try to time the climax so it occurs when the shark jumps out of ther water. ---
**Author:** ![party\_store](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@party\_store](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/party_store)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/31 "2005-10-19T14:49:05Z")
In the Georgia dome, on the fifty yard line (while the Dirty Birds kick for three)? In the library on top of books (but you can’t be too loud)? In the White House (trying to make them turn the lights out)? On stage at the Ludacris concert (cause you know it got sold out)? ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/32 "2005-10-19T15:06:18Z")
In the basket of a hot air balloon a handful of thousand feet above the ground, in free float. Upside down, hoisted by the ankles in padded ankle cuffs. On top of a 40 foot cotton ball. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/33 "2005-10-19T15:09:49Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > At the bottom of the Marianas Trench, for _twenty goddamn ass-rocking hours._ If the bathysphere is a rockin’ don’t come a knockin’. ---
**Author:** ![FaerieBeth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e95f7d/32.png) [@FaerieBeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FaerieBeth)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/34 "2005-10-19T15:12:08Z")
In a medieval cathedral, at the crossing on the tile floor with the sunlight streaming through the stained glass windows. ---
**Author:** ![Stonebow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Stonebow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stonebow)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/35 "2005-10-19T15:13:45Z")
> [@FaerieBeth](#): > > In a medieval cathedral, at the crossing on the tile floor with the sunlight streaming through the stained glass windows. _remembers our visit to St. Patrick’s several years ago_ ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/36 "2005-10-19T15:16:10Z")
Ooh! **Faerie** --I like that! How about in the woods behind my house, with the sunlight dappled thru the trees and a slight breeze that sends shivers over my naked skin? Hmmm…be back later. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/37 "2005-10-19T15:38:44Z")
In heaven …no, hell ---
**Author:** ![archmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@archmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/archmichael)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/38 "2005-10-19T15:45:24Z")
Oval Office. On the table, and the guy with the nuclear football is in the room. Cistine Chapel On the Pirates of the Caribbean ride in full pirate regalia, so that it looks like you’re the pirate who caught the wench. Edge of the event horizon of a black hole. Yeah you’ll die, but while you’re pumping away stars will be be born and die. That how I roll. ---
**Author:** ![Philster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/13edae/32.png) [@Philster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Philster)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/39 "2005-10-19T15:50:40Z")
Intercouse, PA ? Blue Ball, PA ? Bird In Hand, PA? ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/40 "2005-10-19T15:58:34Z")
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