# What would be the ultimate place to have sex? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 19, 2005, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862 "2005-10-19T04:43:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/61 "2005-10-19T21:55:55Z")
In the back of a limo. On a roller coaster. Not entirely sure how that would work, but I’m willing to make the effort. In a sleeping bag, out under the stars. Or under the Northern Lights, maybe… ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/62 "2005-10-19T22:29:46Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > Where do you work? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/63 "2005-10-19T22:45:48Z")
I know Mrs. Asi will roll her eyes at this, but behind the pin setters (the mechanics’ area) at a bowling alley. You could be as loud as you wanted and no one would hear you. Alternatively, on a house boat on a quiet lake at sunrise. I don’t know why; I just really like the idea. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/64 "2005-10-19T23:10:09Z")
> [@Misnomer](#): > > > [@Cervaise](#): > > > > Where do you work? > > 😉 You work at Wal-Mart? So, like, you’d wanna do it in the garden department, or what? ---
**Author:** ![roger\_thornhill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d9b06d/32.png) [@roger\_thornhill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roger_thornhill)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/65 "2005-10-20T01:19:01Z")
> [@Tomcat](#): > > I keep trying to convince my wife that we should do it on the boss’s desk. Then she reminds me that our bed is much more comfy than my desk. Don’t know how to break this to you, but she changed the subject from the boss’s desk to your desk. This is a bad sign. Got me to thinking that she’s experienced the boss’s desk. Is it padded? ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/66 "2005-10-20T03:58:38Z")
The summit of Mt. Everest. Top o’ the world! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/67 "2005-10-20T04:15:34Z")
I’m surprised how unoriginal my space idea turned out to be. I figured the shuttle shower would be a good spot. Still not much gravity, but not as many places to float. > [@AskNott](#): > > Carnegie Hall, with a soprano. Trying to break some glass, eh? ---
**Author:** ![rinni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f6c823/32.png) [@rinni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rinni)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/68 "2005-10-20T09:38:34Z")
I’m boring… But a giant, soft, luxurious hotel-room bed. With satin sheets and covers and lots of pillows. I just think it would be great to not have bed springs sticking in my knee, not to have my boyfriend’s itchy blanket bothering my leg… for ONCE. Our bed sucks. Just a fact. ---
**Author:** ![wampeter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e19b73/32.png) [@wampeter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wampeter)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/69 "2005-10-20T11:37:06Z")
My friends and I were just talking about this yesterday… Now, I’m definitely NOT a right-wing loony, but… just for the international incident it would trigger… on top of the Ka’aba in Mecca… during pilgrimage. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/70 "2005-10-20T12:54:27Z")
In the electric chair or gas chamber while they are being used. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/71 "2005-10-20T13:40:22Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > I thought you were going to say, “taking turns.” That’s even better! ---
**Author:** ![Draelin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ce73a5/32.png) [@Draelin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Draelin)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/72 "2005-10-20T13:41:53Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > In the electric chair or gas chamber while they are being used. I want to be your friend. I like the way you think. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/73 "2005-10-20T15:33:59Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > You work at Wal-Mart? Nah, just an office. 🙂 > [@](#): > > So, like, you’d wanna do it in the garden department, or what? Heh. The garden department does nothing for me, but this got me thinking … apparently, I like the idea of doin’ it in the lumber section of a Home Depot or something. Not only for the symbolism, but also for the smell and the sawdust of it all. Mmm, wood. (But ow, splinters.) I _really_ need to date more… ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/74 "2005-10-20T19:02:06Z")
> [@Philster](#): > > Intercouse, PA ? > > Blue Ball, PA ? > > Bird In Hand, PA? Climax, MI ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/75 "2005-10-20T19:22:56Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > I know Mrs. Asi will roll her eyes at this, but behind the pin setters (the mechanics’ area) at a bowling alley. You could be as loud as you wanted and no one would hear you. In the bell chamber during a carillon concert, ideally leaning up against one of the really big bells. ---
**Author:** ![SpectBrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a87d85/32.png) [@SpectBrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpectBrain)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2005, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862/76 "2005-10-20T20:51:27Z")
> [@AskNott](#): > > Carnegie Hall, with a soprano. and it ain’t over till the fat lady sings. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-ultimate-place-to-have-sex/326862.md?page=3)