# WHAT would be the world's worst super power? (As in super heroes) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [October 19, 2005, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-worlds-worst-super-power-as-in-super-heroes/326941 "2005-10-19T16:59:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 6\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-worlds-worst-super-power-as-in-super-heroes/326941/61 "2005-10-21T20:28:15Z")
The Ovulator - Can make her eggs ovulate on command The Accommodator - Can safely and pleasurably sexually accommodate any sized man from the smallest to the largest endowment Dr. Curdle - Can instantly tell you how many days are left before the milk spoils Crazy Lover - is wildly attractive to people with significant emotional problems Energy Vampire - Listening to them complain and kvetch about their life induces a state of mental paralysis and a feeling that your life energy is being absorbed by bottomless black hole of emotional neediness. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-worlds-worst-super-power-as-in-super-heroes/326941/62 "2005-10-21T21:36:41Z")
The ability to see through spaghetti. ---
**Author:** ![Jpeg\_Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/4bbf92/32.png) [@Jpeg\_Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jpeg_Jones)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-worlds-worst-super-power-as-in-super-heroes/326941/63 "2005-10-21T21:49:34Z")
_The Demonstrator_ - Politely explains various techniques, such as brushing teeth, installing wood siding, or filling out 401k withdrawal paperwork. _Señor Citizen_ - Keeps an eye out for you… the South-of-the-border way! _Doctor Maize_ - Can communicate with corn. Flies around in a giant corncob trying to thwart his arch-nemesis, Barley Boy. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2005, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-worlds-worst-super-power-as-in-super-heroes/326941/64 "2005-10-21T21:51:44Z")
The ability to detect a worm in an apple from 100 metres away. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-worlds-worst-super-power-as-in-super-heroes/326941/65 "2005-10-27T16:21:43Z")
the Aqua Teen Hunger Force seems relatively useless… Frylock (the only one with real superpowers, so he may not qualify) the ability to shoot force-beams from his eyes, the ability to use his fries as a radar antenna Meatwad; shapeshifting into useless forms (igloo, hot dog, bridge, Wayne Gretsky) Master Shake; the ability to be a self-centered jerk disclaimer, i do like ATHF, so this post is not meant to be mean, just realistic… ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2005, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-worlds-worst-super-power-as-in-super-heroes/326941/66 "2005-10-27T18:24:15Z")
The ability to sharpen pencils… …_with his mind!_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-the-worlds-worst-super-power-as-in-super-heroes/326941.md?page=3)