# What would be your anti-glurge Holiday Mix?

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 18, 2005, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128 "2005-12-18T02:47:42Z")\
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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/21 "2005-12-19T01:57:03Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> [unknown artists]: _Snoopy’s Christmas_ (my favorite as a child- takes the religious taste out of my mouth)

The Royal Guardsmen

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/22 "2005-12-19T02:53:03Z")

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I have a great mix that I’ve been listening to all day today. It’s my absolute favorite and the one I listen to every year. It has several of the songs already mentioned.

On it:

Suzy Snowflake - Soul Coughing  
Oi to the World - The Vandals  
Christmas at the Zoo - The Flaming Lips  
I’m a Lonely Jew - Kyle Broslofski (South Park)  
Santa’s Beard - TMBG  
Carolina Christmas - Squirrel Nut Zippers  
God Rest Ye Jerry Mentleman - Bad Religion  
Christmas Sucks - Tom Waits and Peter Murphy  
Christmas Wish - Steve Martin  
Little Dummer Boy - Dandy Warhols  
The Christmas Song - The Arrogant Worms  
Careless Santa - Mono Puff  
Christmas at Ground Zero - Weird Al Yankovic  
Mr. Grinch - Whirling Dervishes  
Merry Christmas (I Don’t Want to Fight Tonight) - 2 versions - The Ramones and Joey Ramone solo  
Christmas in Hollis - Run DMC  
Oh Tannenbaum - TMBG  
Christmas Vacation - Descendents  
Hanukkah Under the Stars - Fountains of Wayne  
Santa Claus is Smoking Reefers - Squirrel Nut Zippers  
Jingle Bells - The Simpsons  
Frosty the Snowman - Cocteau Twins  
Joy to the World - Bad Religion  
O Holy Night - Eric Cartman (South Park)  
The Night Santa Went Crazy - Weird Al Yankovic  
Akahana No Tonakai - Sailor Moon  
Little Drum Machine Boy - Beck  
We Just Go Nuts at Christmas Time - TMBG  
Silent Night - Bad Religion  
Feast of Lights - TMBG  
Santa Claus is Coming to Town - Bruce Springsteen  
25th December - Everything But The Girl  
Christmas - Blues Traveler  
Merry Christmas (Baby PLease Come Home) - Joey Ramone  
Fairytale of New York - The Pogues  
Merry Christmas Baby - Bruce Springsteen  
Winter Wonderland - Cocteau Twins  
Merry Christmas From the Family - Jill Sobule  
Xmas Time (It Sure Doesn’t Feel Like It) - Mighty Mighty Bosstones  
Donna and Blitzen - Badly Drawn Boy

And it’s got some songs from TV specials like Rudolph and Frosty, and a bunch of Vince Guaraldi.

I’ll definitely need to add some of these now.

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/23 "2005-12-19T03:19:37Z")

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> [@koeeoaddi](#):
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> Damn you. \*\* Ogre\*\*, I would have beat you to it, but I had to google “Beef Bologna” to remember who sang it.

Well, as someone who is usually beaten to the punch, and as such can perfectly understand your feelings, let me just say, “nyah!”

🙂

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**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/24 "2005-12-19T03:21:26Z")

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The whole of [A Santa Cause](http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000DF2KQ/104-7322402-2859917?v=glance)

The Arrogant Worms - Christmas is Almost Here  
The Irish Rovers - Merry Bloody Xmas

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/25 "2005-12-19T03:30:59Z")

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> [@psycat90](#):
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> Fairytale of New York - The Pogues

Is that the one with Kirsty McColl?

Of all the versions of “Santa Baby,” my favorite is Maria Muldaur’s

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/26 "2005-12-19T03:34:12Z")

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> [@Krokodil](#):
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> Of all the versions of “Santa Baby,” my favorite is Maria Muldaur’s

I’ve never heard that one. I’m going to have to look for it. I love Eartha Kitt’s original, hate Madonna’s Boopified version, and claw the earphones out when Kylie Minogue’s giggly air-headed version comes on. Will I like Maria’s? (I’m a big “Midnight at the Oasis” fan…)

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/27 "2005-12-19T03:45:02Z")

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```auto

**Mary Margaret O'Hara**	*White Christmas*
**Danielle Dax** *Blue Christmas*
**Kate Bush** *December Will Be Magic Again*
**PeeWee Herman** *Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer*
**The Youngsters** *Christmas In Jail*
**Johnny And John** *Christmas In Viet Nam*
**Gracie Fields** *The Fairy on the Christmas Tree *
**Fats Waller** *Swingin' Them Jingle Bells *
**Phyllis Robins** *The Little Boy That Santa Claus Forgot *
**Connie Boswell** *Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow*
**Holly Cole** *Deck the Halls*
**James Brown** *Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto*
**James Brown** *Please Come Home for Christmas*
**Eartha Kitt** *Santa Baby*
**Dean Martin** *Baby It's Cold Outside*
**Michael Jackson** *I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus*

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**Author:** ![lissener](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lissener/32/6139_2.png) [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/28 "2005-12-19T03:46:05Z")

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> [@Krokodil](#):
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> Is that the one with Kirsty McColl?
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> Of all the versions of “Santa Baby,” my favorite is Maria Muldaur’s

Eartha Kitt’s will always be definitive, but Holly Cole’s is good too.

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**Author:** ![LilyoftheValley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/54ee81/32.png) [@LilyoftheValley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LilyoftheValley)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/29 "2005-12-19T04:02:05Z")

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Christmas would not be complete in the Valley household without Oh Holy Night by Eric Cartman (especially in video form).

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**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/30 "2005-12-19T06:17:18Z")

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> [@Krokodil](#):
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> Is that the one with Kirsty McColl?

Yes.

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**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/31 "2005-12-19T08:56:50Z")

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Jethro Tull- “Christmas Song”, “Another Christmas Song”, and anything else from their [Christmas Album](http://www.j-tull.com/news/christmasalbum.cfm)

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**Author:** ![Cabbage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@Cabbage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabbage)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/32 "2005-12-19T09:50:53Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Boris Karloff-“Mr. Grinch”

Actually, that wasn’t Karloff singing, that was Thurl Ravenscroft (voice of Tony the Tiger).

> [@](#):
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> Thurl Ravenscroft received no screen credit for his singing, an oversight Dr. Seuss attempted to rectify by sending letters to every major columnist in America identifying Ravenscroft as the singer on “You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch”. He is also part of the chorus on the other two songs.

> **[How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (TV Movie 1966) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060345/trivia)**
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> How the Grinch Stole Christmas! (TV Movie 1966) Trivia on IMDb: Cameos, Mistakes, Spoilers and more...

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**Author:** ![PerditaX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/65b543/32.png) [@PerditaX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PerditaX)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/33 "2005-12-19T12:22:18Z")

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There are three entire CD’s that are ecclectic enough to for me to listen to without a glurge-attack:

_Boogie Woogie Christmas_ Brian Setzer Orchestra (rockin’!)  
_Bright Day Star_ The Baltimore Consort (medieval, on authentic instruments)  
_Comfort & Joy_ Rockapella (the original songs are great!)

FTR, I absolutely despise _Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer_.

😃 (where’s a Santa-hat smilie when I need one?)

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**Author:** ![Engywook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bc8723/32.png) [@Engywook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engywook)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/34 "2005-12-19T16:24:20Z")

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Not one thought of “Grandma Got Run Over By a Reindeer” by Elmo and Patsy? That was worth each and every one of the 99 pennies I threw overboard to download this.

“2000 Miles” by The Pretenders.

“Baba Yetu” from the Civ IV soundtrack is also on my Xmas playlist. Seems weirdly appropriate (well, it _is_ the Lord’s Prayer…).

And thanks for the hedz-up on the Jethro Tull Christmas album, **duality72**.

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**Author:** ![Future\_Londonite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9dc877/32.png) [@Future\_Londonite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Future_Londonite)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/35 "2005-12-19T17:44:05Z")

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Here are some of the cds I have on during the holidays…  
A John Waters Christmas - various artists  
Do you hear what we hear - Kiki & Herb  
A Christmas Together - John Denver and the Muppets  
Martinis and Mistletoe - The Yuletide Lounge Band

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**Post date:** [December 19, 2005, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-anti-glurge-holiday-mix/336128/36 "2005-12-19T17:47:42Z")

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Neko Case’s cover of Tom Waits’ song “Christmas Card from a Hooker in Minneapolis.”

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