# What would be your "Ask The \_\_\_\_\_\_\_" thread? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 23, 2002, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488 "2002-12-23T04:52:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Burnt\_Sugar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee59a6/32.png) [@Burnt\_Sugar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burnt_Sugar)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/1 "2002-12-23T04:52:24Z")
Mine would be Ask the short, curly-haired Aussie girl who can do flips! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/2 "2002-12-23T05:35:41Z")
How _YOU_ doin? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Tony\_Montana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/278dde/32.png) [@Tony\_Montana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tony_Montana)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/3 "2002-12-23T05:35:45Z")
Well it _would_ have been “ask the Alaska guy”… _now_ its gonna be “ask the guy with a prehensile tongue” ---
**Author:** ![Flowerchild](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/858c86/32.png) [@Flowerchild](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flowerchild)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/4 "2002-12-23T05:50:31Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151408](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=151408) Any questions?🆒 ;j ---
**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/5 "2002-12-23T06:00:49Z")
Ask the high school violinist. Ask the girl who visits the chiropractor every once in a while. Ask the burned-out AP physics student who doesn’t give a damn about physics and who took the class to prove something and now realizes the error of her ways. ---
**Author:** ![Essured](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Essured](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Essured)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/6 "2002-12-23T06:00:57Z")
Hmmm, “Ask the distance ed uni student (correspondence student) ?” “Ask the girl saving to be spayed ?” “Ask the Central Coast Chick ?” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Burnt\_Sugar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee59a6/32.png) [@Burnt\_Sugar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Burnt_Sugar)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/7 "2002-12-23T06:06:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*How _YOU_ doin? 😃 \*\* Great actually! and you? 😃 (and you didn’t answer the OP! :mad: 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/8 "2002-12-23T06:34:31Z")
“Ask the part-time college prof bouncing between two campuses.” “Ask the gal who knows her way through every casino in Vegas.” “Ask the agitator/activist/advocate.” ---
**Author:** ![Medievalist2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e19adc/32.png) [@Medievalist2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medievalist2)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/9 "2002-12-23T06:51:00Z")
“Ask the medieval literature specialist” “Ask the English major” “Ask the former pre-medical student” “Ask the chocolate lover” “Ask the Republican” “Ask the Southern Baptist” “Ask the person with Jewish blood” 'Ask the migraine sufferer" “Ask the cat lover” ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/10 "2002-12-23T07:00:59Z")
“Ask the dull, middle-aged white guy!!” ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/11 "2002-12-23T07:08:37Z")
“Ask the guy who got out of the nut house.” ## Tris “I got better.” ---
**Author:** ![Audrey\_Levins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Audrey\_Levins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Audrey_Levins)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/12 "2002-12-23T08:07:29Z")
“Ask the bartender.” (None of that “bartendress” crap either. It’s goofy.) “Ask the homeschooled student.” “Ask one half of an inter-racial relationship.” (This could also be phrased, “Ask the daughter of an old-school, West Texas, Bible-thumping, pot-smoking, oil-field-working good ol’ boy.” :D) “Ask the 5th generation Texan.” “Ask the Beatles freak.” “Ask the custom framer.” ---
**Author:** ![spiro51](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@spiro51](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spiro51)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 8:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/13 "2002-12-23T08:20:39Z")
Ask the guy who majored in Roman History / minored in Latin Ask the guy who for two days has had the drizzlies so bad he could sh\*t through a screen door Ask the guy who likes something about every girl Ask the guy who studies Aikido ---
**Author:** ![welby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@welby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/welby)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/14 "2002-12-23T13:34:13Z")
Ask the guy. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/15 "2002-12-23T13:35:08Z")
Ask the Natural Cleaning Expert. Ask the Andrew Lloyd Webber foreign language cast CD expert. ---
**Author:** ![MSU\_1978](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@MSU\_1978](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MSU_1978)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/16 "2002-12-23T13:40:14Z")
Ask the highly skilled lover. ---
**Author:** ![FisherQueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58f4c7/32.png) [@FisherQueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FisherQueen)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/17 "2002-12-23T13:56:02Z")
“Ask the English teacher” “Ask the Christian tarot reader” “Ask the sufferer of Seasonal Affective Disorder staring winter right in the face” ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/18 "2002-12-23T13:58:27Z")
Ask the wrong answer guy. ---
**Author:** ![Uncommon\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Uncommon\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncommon_Sense)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/19 "2002-12-23T14:23:04Z")
“ask the guy who asks the ‘wrong answer guy’” ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2002, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488/20 "2002-12-23T14:33:43Z")
Ask the trapeze vic^H^H^Hguest. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-ask-the-_______-thread/144488.md?page=2)