# What would be your "Dances with Wolves" style name?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [February 1, 2017, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731 "2017-02-01T05:41:01Z")\
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My biker name is “Lurker” and its been that since the early 70s; because I tend to be everywhere but never in the middle of things. Even when riding in packs I tend to be out front as rabbit checking road conditions and situations or in the back doing sweep. So I’ll say it would probably be that. The only other one that springs to mind would be “Laughing Man” since I do laugh a lot and don’t take anything totally seriously.

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I observed recently that if you almost literally translate people’s names back to their original meanings (generally from multiple languages) you end up with things not very different from the sorts of translated names that you find among American Indians (and other groups that geneally get names translate, rather than simply rendered phonetically). To me it shows the universality of name types. It’s just kinda fortuitous that the two unrelated halves of our names – which weren’t picked for their meaning relative to the other half – just work out pretty well.

Mine is Farmer on the Angle.

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Cal’s approach would yield something like Mistletoe for me, which is pretty close to what my surname is, anyway. 🙂

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> [@Colibri](#):
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> Mine is Farmer on the Angle.

I thought it was Hummingbird!

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I didn’t see the need to start a thread for this: a Bar-B-Q restaurant I frequent has [this fun display](http://truefire.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/Whats-Your-Blues-Name-Chart1-e1409082305313.jpg) near the check-in kiosk. My blues name is **Boney Legs Bailey** (I actually have great legs).

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_Many posts with beer._

My father was the great chief Ten Beers.

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Eats Funny Food

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Ten Points Under.

Refers to my IQ score.

I think I revealed this in a previous thread.

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I had one from my long ago college days: Drinks with Two Fists

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I observed recently that if you almost literally translate people’s names back to their original meanings (generally from multiple languages) you end up with things not very different from the sorts of translated names that you find among American Indians (and other groups that geneally get names translate, rather than simply rendered phonetically). To me it shows the universality of name types.

I dunno. My name literally means “Strong ruler who is John’s son.” That doesn’t really work like Dances With Wolves. Patrynomic names are really common.

My wife’s first name is, literally, “From Hadria (a town in Italy)” and the meaning of her last name is not easily discerned for sure but, still, it doesn’t scan well.

My name would unquestionably be “Forgets Many Things.”

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> [@Two\_Many\_Cats](#):
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> Ten Points Under.
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> Refers to my IQ score.
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> I think I revealed this in a previous thread.

I’d have thought yours would be “Puns with cats”.

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Leaves three tracks in Snow

and in Coyote Latin, _smarteus asseus_

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**CalMeacham** approach:

Lord of the Forest Meadow  
Likely name:

Eats Too Much

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Sits At Computer

or

Too Many Budgies

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Per **CalMeacham** ’s suggestion, irl name translates (roughly) to Respect/Affection for a Young Dog.

So.

Who’s a good boy???

Ooh… I meant to add that, when _Dances with Wolves_ came out, one of my co-workers at a publishing company in Berkeley had her name legally changed to “Kindred Warrior.”

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_Isna_ [I believe the “s” is pronounced like “sh”]. In Lakota, it broadly means “alone”, but I would use it in the sense of “Values His Personal Space”.

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Well, depending…

**CalMeacham** ’s approach: Bee from Mars.

Best descriptor: Quarrels with Rooster.

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Obsessed With Cats.

**CalMeacham** ized: something like Rose of the Ocean.

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> I observed recently that if you almost literally translate people’s names back to their original meanings (generally from multiple languages) you end up with things not very different from the sorts of translated names that you find among American Indians (and other groups that geneally get names translate, rather than simply rendered phonetically). To me it shows the universality of name types. It’s just kinda fortuitous that the two unrelated halves of our names – which weren’t picked for their meaning relative to the other half – just work out pretty well.
> 
> So if you translate my first and last names into English, you get _Crowned Wolf_.
> 
> My wife becomes _Forest Girl_
> 
> Our daughter is _Free-born, Re-born Forest Wolf_

Well, mine is kind of boring done that way.

Meadow Meadow. I’m redundant.

Checking another site though, it may be From the gray fortress meadow. A little better I suppose.

But really it should be Frequently Drops Things.

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Got mine a few years ago when the arthritis in my thumbs finally sent me to see a doc. My Shaman appeared that night and said, Hands Too Sore to Masturbate.☹

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