# What would be your "Dances with Wolves" style name? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [February 1, 2017, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731 "2017-02-01T05:41:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/61 "2017-02-03T04:25:11Z")
Well Faulkner obviously comes from Falconer. But my personality based name…jackasses drunkenly? ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/62 "2017-02-03T04:35:20Z")
Wind In His Pants. ---
**Author:** ![Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba8739/32.png) [@Backwater\_Under\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Backwater_Under_Duck)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/63 "2017-02-03T06:53:56Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Wind In His Pants. For the win. Gee, I thought mine was good. ---
**Author:** ![Archeonomist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/7cd45c/32.png) [@Archeonomist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archeonomist)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/64 "2017-02-03T19:19:04Z")
Running Expenses ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2017, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/65 "2017-02-03T20:36:30Z")
I think I would be “Scratches What Itches”. ---
**Author:** ![El\_DeLuxo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_deluxo/32/9043_2.png) [@El\_DeLuxo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_DeLuxo)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2017, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/66 "2017-02-05T03:49:04Z")
Man Smokes In Shower ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/67 "2017-02-06T13:20:46Z")
> [@DLuxN8R-13](#): > > Man Smokes In Shower How? ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/68 "2017-02-06T13:31:32Z")
> [@Snowboarder\_Bo](#): > > In certain circles I am known as Falls-From-Lift. And here we thought it would be ‘Gets Chucked Into Quarry’. 😉 I’m going with ‘Property of Cats.’ ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/69 "2017-02-06T14:33:56Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > How? And now we’re taking the Native American stereotype too far… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2017, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/70 "2017-02-06T15:55:40Z")
Plays Butt Tuba ---
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/71 "2017-02-08T03:03:46Z")
Obsessed With Minutae ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/72 "2017-02-08T16:13:55Z")
Waits for Brown Truck. ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [February 8, 2017, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731/73 "2017-02-08T16:29:46Z")
> [@cmyk](#): > > Wind In His Pants. Brother! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-dances-with-wolves-style-name/778731.md?page=3)