# What would be your MPFC screen name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004 "2000-06-29T13:20:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/1 "2000-06-29T13:20:36Z")
Some of my alternative candidates were: Dennis Moore The Larch Crunchy Frog Eric (nearly chose it out of thousands) Burma! (I panicked) ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/2 "2000-06-29T13:41:03Z")
Roy Spire Roy: There’s nothing more dangerous than a wounded mosquito. Voice Over: But the hunt is not over. With well practised skill Hank skins the mosquito. The wings of a fully grown male mosquito can in fact fetch anything up to point eight of a penny on the open market. The long day is over and it’s back to base camp for a night’s rest. Here, surrounded by their trophies Roy and Hank prepare for a much tougher ordeal - a moth hunt. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/3 "2000-06-29T13:45:04Z")
I always have wished some chick would come along with the strength to carry off the username “MissJaneHathaway.” I’d then have to be “Mr. Drysdale.” ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/4 "2000-06-29T13:55:10Z")
Ummmm… MPFC? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/5 "2000-06-29T14:25:43Z")
From the OP and responses, I’d have to say “Monty Python’s Flying Circus.” You’re supposed to choose a UserName that originated on the show. Mine would be…uh… **Notlob.** Or **A Qualified Brain Surgeon.** Or **An Agent of the British Dental Association.** What was that full-length episode where Graham Chapman was “the most powerful man in the world” and wearing a bodysuit with pillows under it to look muscular? He was **Mister Plutonium** or something. If I could remember properly, I’d pick that one. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/6 "2000-06-29T14:27:23Z")
Monty Python’s Flying Circus. I went TBH to be an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/7 "2000-06-29T14:39:38Z")
I saw “The Meaning of Life” once. When I was about 11. Have seen no other MPFC. I feel so left out. ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/8 "2000-06-29T14:40:58Z")
This question would be rather easy if I knew any MPFC names. Anyone care to make a big ol’ list of 'em? Tasha? Jess? ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/9 "2000-06-29T14:44:08Z")
> [@](#): > > **He was Mister Plutonium or something.** **Mister Neutron**. Technically since I said it first I could lay claim to it, but I think I’ll be nice and go with something else… hmm, what would it be? Oh yeah. **Dinsdale Piranha**. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/10 "2000-06-29T14:48:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > This question would be rather easy if I knew any MPFC names. Anyone care to make a big ol’ list of 'em? Tasha? Jess? > \*\* I’ll get back to you on that one. Jessica’s out of town at the moment, so I shall think on my own with this. Give me a day or two, and I’ll think about it. Maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/11 "2000-06-29T14:51:44Z")
Thnak you, **Olent.** That was driving me NUTS. **Mister Neutron** is still up for grabs. I’m likin’ **A Qualified Brain Surgeon** more and more. Or **Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.** No, on second thought, someone else can have **Venezuelan Beaver Cheese,** too. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/12 "2000-06-29T15:02:58Z")
OK. I’ll go with **ImALumberjack**. ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/13 "2000-06-29T15:06:00Z")
Since **The Naughty Vicar** is still available, I’ll take that. I could also adopt “Shut your festering gob, you tit!” as my sig in the Pit. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/14 "2000-06-29T15:14:16Z")
Albatross SaintLooneyUpTheCreamBunAndJam is probably too long ScottoftheAntarctic PenguinontheTelly “Now I’ve run circles around you logically” - may have to add that as a sig line. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/15 "2000-06-29T15:17:17Z")
Minister of Silly Walks, if it’s not taken? ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/16 "2000-06-29T15:18:30Z")
NO no, wait, wait!!! Dead Parrot! ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/17 "2000-06-29T15:21:29Z")
Newt Loopin(sp?) “The Princess with the Large Tracks o’ Land” ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/18 "2000-06-29T15:32:45Z")
Dagnabit. I meant Zoot. Zoot. Yes, that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/19 "2000-06-29T15:35:24Z")
It’s “lupine.” Jesus, people, I was feeling guilty for picking what I thought were such OBVIOUS sketches as “Cheese Shop” and “Mister Neutron,” but damn! “Minister of Silly Walks” ? “Lumberjack” ? Fucking “Dead Parrot” ??? Are we Monty Python fans, or just people who’ve seen the promos on PBS? C’mon! Let’s get OBSCURE!!! – **Storage Jar,** aka **Two-Sheds** ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/20 "2000-06-29T15:42:42Z")
Oh, you want obscure, eh? All right, let me drive up to NH and get my two-volume set of **All The Words**. Then we’ll get Pythonic on yer ass. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004.md?page=2)