# What would be your MPFC screen name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004 "2000-06-29T13:20:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/21 "2000-06-29T15:43:52Z")
Oh, seeing as how I’ve stepped on the toes of the OP, I hereby change my MPFC name to **Doug Piranha**. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/22 "2000-06-29T15:44:46Z")
I choose Raymond Luxury Yacht. ---
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/23 "2000-06-29T15:52:49Z")
I choose Constable Clitoris. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/24 "2000-06-29T16:00:19Z")
Well, fine, then, a hearty “Suck sand,” to Uke. I’m going to be Seduced Milkman. ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/25 "2000-06-29T16:01:04Z")
2Sheds Pointed Stick ---
**Author:** ![Aglarond](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c77e96/32.png) [@Aglarond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aglarond)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/26 "2000-06-29T16:10:51Z")
You have one shed, and were thinking about another. Would you be doing any writing in this new shed? ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/27 "2000-06-29T16:11:58Z")
everyspermcounts or fish ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/28 "2000-06-29T16:16:03Z")
Mrs. Premise Mrs. Conclusion The Church Police Veronica Smalls Anne Elk Mister Wensleydale Clodagh Rogers [“Don’t be silly, man; people don’t just become Clodagh Rogers.”] Wimbledon Granada Bingo Cardinal Ximinez Kevin Phillips Bong Attila the Bun Eric the half a bee [note:undecided on what i would use as a mpfc sn.] ---
**Author:** ![monkeylucifer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@monkeylucifer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monkeylucifer)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/29 "2000-06-29T16:25:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Kevin Phillips Bong > \*\* I wanted to be **Kevin Phillips Bong** , oh well, I guess I’ll be **Cardinal Fang**. _“Oh, intercourse the penguin.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/30 "2000-06-29T16:34:27Z")
And the hits just keep on coming! How bout Angus podgorny Pantomime Horse Enraged Bull Limpet ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/31 "2000-06-29T16:41:23Z")
A blancmange from the planet Skyron in the galaxy Andromeda The Bishop! Mr. Keith Maniac from Guatemala A small puddle of brown liquid ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/32 "2000-06-29T16:47:46Z")
Eric the Half a Bee ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/33 "2000-06-29T16:52:28Z")
So many to choose from, yet Luxuryyacht and Anne Elk already taken . . . Mrs. Niggerbaiter (BOOM!) Mr. Belpit Mr. Smoketoomuch Gammy Leg ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/34 "2000-06-29T16:53:43Z")
Considering the thread starter, how could I forget **Spiny Norman** ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Derfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bb73d2/32.png) [@Lord\_Derfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Derfel)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/35 "2000-06-29T17:02:53Z")
I call **Tarquin Fin-tim-lim-bim-lim-bin-bim-bin-bim bus stop F’tang F’tang Ole Biscuitbarrel** , of the Silly Party. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/36 "2000-06-29T17:04:02Z")
Yay! I got it first! **ComfyChair**! ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/37 "2000-06-29T17:11:04Z")
I think i may take \*\* splunge \*\* or \*\* confuse-a-cat. \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/38 "2000-06-29T17:20:59Z")
\*\*Reginald Maudlin. Biggus Dickus. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried-digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönendanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm. Throatwarbler Mangrove.\*\* ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/39 "2000-06-29T17:25:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > \*\* > Biggus Dickus. > \*\* > \*\* Monty Python’s Flying Circus, not Monty python and the Life of Brian. ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/40 "2000-06-29T17:30:27Z")
Dammit, AerynSun! You got there first! “Eww, with a gammy leg?” And double dammit, Ike, you took Throatwarbler Mangrove! I guess I’ll have to be **Naughtius Maximus** but i’m not happy about it. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004.md?page=3)