# What would be your MPFC screen name **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 29, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004 "2000-06-29T13:20:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/41 "2000-06-29T17:31:06Z")
Mister Hilter Reginald Bimmler Ron Vibbentropp ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/42 "2000-06-29T17:33:14Z")
Does the name have to be woody? Or tinny? Do we have to worry about any run-ins with the Spanish Inquisition? Can we pay to argue about the names? What about my theory on dinosaurs? The one which is mine…which belong to me? And finally, would it be an 'oop if it didn’t have an 'ole in it? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/43 "2000-06-29T17:48:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Monty Python’s Flying Circus, not Monty python and the Life of Brian. > \*\* Awwwwww…you can’t make an exception for **Biggus Dickus?** Now, if you’ll excuse me, Mater, I’m off to play the grawnd piano. – your pal, The Man With Three Buttocks ---
**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/44 "2000-06-29T17:50:30Z")
Just call me “ **Spring Surprise** ” ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/45 "2000-06-29T17:53:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*\* > > Monty Python’s Flying Circus, not Monty python and the Life of Brian. > > \*\* > > Awwwwww…you can’t make an exception for **Biggus Dickus?** Now, if you’ll excuse me, Mater, I’m off to play the grawnd piano. > > – your pal, > The Man With Three Buttocks > \*\* Sorry. It’s a great sn, but wasn’t the outline supposed to be just from flying circus episodes? If not, then the OP should have stated so. Would it make you happy if I started a thread to name all the SNs that people would like from the python movies? ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/46 "2000-06-29T18:03:51Z")
I’ll be **Wink-wink** if you’ll be **Nudge-nudge**. **Y’know what I mean**? ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/47 "2000-06-29T18:10:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Would it make you happy if I started a thread to name all the SNs that people would like from the python movies? > \*\* Don’t you DARE! This forum is about half-Python as it is! ---
**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/48 "2000-06-29T18:35:46Z")
Her Dummy, Princess Margaret. ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/49 "2000-06-29T18:49:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Her Dummy, Princess Margaret. > \*\* roflmao ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/50 "2000-06-29T18:50:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Her Dummy, Princess Margaret. > \*\* roflmao, but it’s her royal dummy highness, Princess Margaret. ---
**Author:** ![Me\_Joe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecccb3/32.png) [@Me\_Joe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Me_Joe)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/51 "2000-06-29T18:57:37Z")
Candidate for the Very Very Silly Party or A knight who most recently said “ni”, but now says “eckky eckky eckky fzzzztannnggg-zwooop.” ---
**Author:** ![neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ab097/32.png) [@neuro-trash\_grrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neuro-trash_grrrl)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/52 "2000-06-29T19:03:44Z")
Semprini. ---
**Author:** ![Fleetwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fleetwood/32/271_2.png) [@Fleetwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fleetwood)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/53 "2000-06-29T19:05:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > roflmao, but it’s her royal dummy highness, Princess Margaret. > \*\* OOPs, It has been years. I suprised myself remembering that much! Thanks for the correction. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/54 "2000-06-29T19:18:54Z")
I’ll be Bruce. In fact, all of you can be Bruce, just to keep it straight. Otherwise, that’ll cause a bit of confusion. “Hello, Bruce!” “How are you, Bruce?” “Not bad, Bruce!” “Where’s Bruce?” “He’s not here, Bruce!” “Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, Australia, we love you, Amen!” ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/55 "2000-06-29T20:01:23Z")
Constable Pan Am Mr. Lambert (Will you show these twenty good people the dog kennels, please?) Gumby Mr. Arthur Frampton (a man with three buttocks) Arthur Ewing, and his musical mice Charwoman ---
**Author:** ![SoxFan59](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/65b543/32.png) [@SoxFan59](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SoxFan59)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/56 "2000-06-29T20:21:47Z")
Kamikaze Scottsman? Norwegian Blue? (Beautiful Plummage!) Lemming of the BDA? The Larch? The naughty bits of a horse? ---
**Author:** ![Minxsmom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Minxsmom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Minxsmom)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/57 "2000-06-29T21:28:56Z")
Lady Mountback “Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!” ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/58 "2000-06-29T22:33:28Z")
**Baked beans and spam** And… **BYCYCLE REPAIR MAN!!!** ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/59 "2000-06-29T23:37:34Z")
\*\* Mrs. B.J. Smegma \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Joe\_Cool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecb155/32.png) [@Joe\_Cool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joe_Cool)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/60 "2000-06-29T23:48:42Z")
I was kinda thinking “FondleMyBum” would be good. Maybe “Dirty Fork”, “Pointed Stick” or “Blind Pew” (it was a sketch on the tv show before Yellowbeard ever came out)? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004.md?page=4)