# What would be your MPFC screen name

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 29, 2000, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004 "2000-06-29T13:20:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![aseymayo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a88e57/32.png) [@aseymayo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aseymayo)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/61 "2000-06-29T23:49:00Z")

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I’ll take Mr. Smokestoomuch, even if I am a Ms.

Or possibly Ken Cleanairsystem.  
Mr. and Mrs. and Mrs. Zambezi?

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**Author:** ![Jo3sh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a587f6/32.png) [@Jo3sh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jo3sh)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/62 "2000-06-30T01:37:48Z")

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Ethel the Frog  
Closed for Lunch  
Whizzo Quality Assortment  
Mr. Tinned Peach  
Pointy Stick  
I think I’ll settle on **Mr. Tinned Peach**

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/63 "2000-06-30T01:47:38Z")

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Oh wait, how about

**The Big Cheese**

“There, now Flopsy’s dead and never called me ‘mother.’”

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**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/64 "2000-06-30T02:12:50Z")

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I’d be “ **Another1** ” then you could all sing " Heeeere comes Another1, and heeeere it comes agaaaain…"

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**Author:** ![djwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8edcca/32.png) [@djwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djwalker)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/65 "2000-06-30T14:55:26Z")

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Biggles…or perhaps Cardinal Biggles

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**Author:** ![light\_strand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a6a055/32.png) [@light\_strand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/light_strand)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/66 "2000-06-30T17:48:27Z")

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I would be:

\*\* Mrs What-a-long-name-this-is-hardly-worth-typing-but-never-mind-it-won’t-come-up-again. \*\*

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**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/67 "2000-06-30T18:15:04Z")

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Re: Lemming of the BDA  
“It’s a man’s life in the British Dental Association!”

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/68 "2000-06-30T18:22:26Z")

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Wait, I wanna change mine to

**Mr. Ken Verybigliar**

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**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2000, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-mpfc-screen-name/24004/69 "2000-06-30T18:50:28Z")

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Since my favourite **Mr. Neutron** (I can eat incredible amounts of ice cream, Mrs. S-C-U-M)is gone, I guess either

**Teddy Salad**

or **Mr. Arthur Pewty** (“Arthur Pewty! Are you a man… or a mouse? You’ve been running to long, Arthur Pewty; it’s time to stop. Time to turn and fight like a man! Go back in there, Arthur Pewty! Go back in there and pull your finger out!”)

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