# What would be your teleportation list?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-teleportation-list/601167>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 29, 2011, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-teleportation-list/601167 "2011-10-29T08:29:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-teleportation-list/601167/41 "2012-11-13T06:50:05Z")

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Times Square, NYC

Sultanahmet, Istanbul

French Quarter, New Orleans

In case of zombie apocalypse, my friend Julia’s house in Vicksburg, MS (it was built during the Cold War and has thick concrete walls meant to take nuclear fallout. Nothing’s getting into that place unless we let 'em.)

Closet of a luxury hotel suite in Paris. I picked the closet so I could have a chance to check and see if the room is empty. If so, I can just hole up there if I need a place to stay for the night. If not, I can quickly teleport elsewhere.

Jail cell. If anyone messes with me, I can grab them, teleport them into the jail, and then teleport out to safety.

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**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-teleportation-list/601167/42 "2012-11-13T07:50:09Z")

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Scarlett Johansson’s bathr… uh, I mean, the Taj Mahal, and the Louvre and all that.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2012, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-teleportation-list/601167/43 "2012-11-13T10:53:47Z")

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