# What would be your theme song?

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**Created:** [July 6, 2004, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770 "2004-07-06T11:33:45Z")\
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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/41 "2004-07-07T04:07:30Z")

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> [@KRC](#):
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> “Won’t Get Fooled Again” by The Who. After all I’ve learned about history I’m going to put it in my will to have the song played at my funeral. I hope someone will actually listen.

BOOYEAH!!!

And the men who spurred us on  
sit in judgement of all wrong  
_they decide and the shotgun sings the song_

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/42 "2004-07-07T04:45:02Z")

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Mancini’s “Peter Gunn” theme.

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/43 "2004-07-07T04:52:04Z")

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Blind Melon’s “No Rain” is rather fitting.

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/44 "2004-07-07T05:36:45Z")

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Several possibilities…

But, I’d probably say either:

The End Theme from **Hamburger Hill** , or

**I Can’t Stop Loving You** by Ray Charles.

Ranchoth  
(Or maybe the theme to _The Last Valley_)

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/45 "2004-07-07T05:43:25Z")

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Mine:

_You Can’t Always Get What You Want_ by The Rolling Stones.

Story of my life, sometimes.

:rolleyes:

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/46 "2004-07-07T05:57:28Z")

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After driving home just a few minutes ago, listening to the radio, I think I’d have to say “Twilight Zone” by Golden Earring. If nothing else, then just for the bass track.

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/47 "2004-07-07T12:48:19Z")

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Bob Seeger’s “Her Strut” Hey a girl can dream, can’t she?  
Alternatively, I’ll go with Cyndi Lauper’s “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun.”

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/48 "2004-07-07T12:52:53Z")

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> [@Biggirl](#):
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> **Baby Elephant Walk**.
> 
> I’ve often said this should play as I stumble down the street while my boobies try to kill me.

May I suggest _Squeezebox_ by The Who?

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/49 "2004-07-07T12:54:16Z")

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Decembe 1963 (Oh What a Night) by the 4 Seasons

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/50 "2004-07-07T12:59:23Z")

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I’ll pick Dire Straits’ _Heavy Fuel_

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Last time I was sober, man I felt bad  
Worst hangover that I ever had  
It took six hamburgers and scotch all night  
Nicotine for breakfast just to put me right

'cos if you wanna run cool  
If you wanna run cool  
If you wanna run cool, you got to run  
On heavy, heavy fuel  
Heavy, heavy fuel  
Heavy, heavy fuel

My chick loves a man who’s strong  
The things she’ll do to turn me on  
I love the babes, don’t get me wrong  
Hey, that’s why I wrote this song  
\*

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/51 "2004-07-07T13:35:50Z")

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At this point in my life, I’d say it’s Social Distortion, “Down On The World Again”:

> [@](#):
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> This ain’t the way it’s supposed to be,  
> there’s a dark cloud  
> Following me  
> I’m disillusioned  
> And I’m down on the world again  
> There’s movies going on in my head  
> And all I can see is the color red  
> I’m relentless  
> And I’m down on the world again  
> Give me tomorrow’s broken dreams now  
> I’m feeling like a loaded gun

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/52 "2004-07-07T13:48:29Z")

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**The 59th Street Bridge Song (Feelin’ Groovy)** , by Simon and Garfunkel.

Whenever I’m in over my head, stressed, or unhappy, I play that song (even if only in my head) and I’m instantly better.

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/53 "2004-07-07T13:51:46Z")

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Moody Blues “Nights in White Satin” and Alan Parsons Project “Old and Wise”

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/54 "2004-07-07T14:28:28Z")

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I’m gettin’ hosed by the whole “context is everything” problem.

When driving, practically any version of “Red” by King Crimson.

If frustrated at work, “Exactly What You Wanted” by Helmet (from _Aftertaste_).

If philosophical, “Bigger Picture” by the Waterboys (from _Room To Roam_).

Oh, the hell with it. I’ll take an instrumental and hope it works in most cases: Raymond Scott’s “The Penguin” (most easily found on _Music of Raymond Scott: Reckless Nights & Turkish Twilights_).

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/55 "2004-07-07T16:15:16Z")

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“Feelin’ Alright,” by whatshisname.

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/56 "2004-07-07T17:11:42Z")

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That tune by Ennio Morricone at the climax of ‘the Good the Bad and the Ugly’.  
I think it’s called ‘Trio’. Awesome tune.

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/57 "2004-07-07T17:42:59Z")

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> [@Indygrrl](#):
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> “Feelin’ Alright,” by whatshisname.

Dave Mason wrote it, Joe Cocker made it famous.

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/58 "2004-07-07T18:03:55Z")

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_Blood and Roses_ by The Smithereens

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/59 "2004-07-07T19:47:01Z")

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Okay, this is really dorky. But when I was younger, I used watch Late Night and imagine being a guest and what song I would want Paul to play when I walked over to Dave’s desk. I’m very embarrassed to admit that. :o

Anyway, the song was “Do You Know What I Mean”, for the same reason as Sol Grundy had for his song (very cool song, BTW)–not because the lyrics are relevant to my personality, but it’s just a cool-sounding song.

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**Post date:** [July 7, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-be-your-theme-song/253770/60 "2004-07-07T20:08:18Z")

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Mine would be:

“They’re Coming to Take Me Away”

…now get **that** song out of your head…

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