# What would cow racism be like?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-cow-racism-be-like/671314>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [October 15, 2013, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-cow-racism-be-like/671314 "2013-10-15T15:42:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-cow-racism-be-like/671314/21 "2013-10-16T00:11:06Z")

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“Say it now  
and say it loud  
‘I’m a cow  
and I’m proud’”

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-cow-racism-be-like/671314/22 "2013-10-16T00:13:12Z")

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“I moo, so I’m better than you.” - cow racism towards humans

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-cow-racism-be-like/671314/23 "2013-10-16T00:16:45Z")

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All the Jersies  
Hate the Guernseys  
And the Devons  
Hate the Holstein  
And the Ayrshires  
Hate the Shorthorns  
And everybody hates the Reds!

But during National Bovine Week  
National Bovine Week  
It’s National every cow’s descended from the same auroch week  
Be nice to cattle that  
Have different butterfat.  
It’s only for a week, so have no fear.  
Just don’t let your calf go near their steer!

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-cow-racism-be-like/671314/24 "2013-10-16T00:27:24Z")

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[The ones with white splotches on a black hide would be in eternal conflict with those with black splotches on a white hide.](http://undiscoveredcountryproject.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Let_That_Be_Your_Last_Battlefield.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-cow-racism-be-like/671314/25 "2013-10-16T01:07:13Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> “Say it now  
> and say it loud  
> ‘I’m a cow  
> and I’m proud’”

[You rang?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YtI5J4qwSog)

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-cow-racism-be-like/671314/26 "2013-10-16T01:20:18Z")

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[Free the cows!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIvndWcMuAM)

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**Author:** ![Jamicat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c67d28/32.png) [@Jamicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jamicat)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2013, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-cow-racism-be-like/671314/27 "2013-10-16T01:24:30Z")

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Jim Unger says," This should have been Mooved to another forum by now…with all the utter cow tools."

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