# What would happen if 50 cent was dubbed over an anti-masturbation video... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 4, 2014, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-50-cent-was-dubbed-over-an-anti-masturbation-video/682871 "2014-03-04T22:22:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-50-cent-was-dubbed-over-an-anti-masturbation-video/682871/1 "2014-03-04T22:22:29Z")
…made by Jehovah’s Witnesses for deaf people? Audio is 50 cent…so may be NSFW. [Good question.](http://www.thatvideosite.com/v/13400/50-cent-dubbed-over-a-jehovahs-witnesses-trying-to-get-deaf-people-to-stop-@#$%25&) ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [March 4, 2014, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-50-cent-was-dubbed-over-an-anti-masturbation-video/682871/2 "2014-03-04T22:35:50Z")
Apparently there’s a rhythm to signing that lines up pretty closely with “In tha Club” by 50 Cent. That’s pretty much all there is to it, I think. ---
**Author:** ![Boogly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Boogly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boogly)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-50-cent-was-dubbed-over-an-anti-masturbation-video/682871/3 "2014-03-05T02:15:32Z")
Dubstep was created for this…have the wobbles groove with the strokes… ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-50-cent-was-dubbed-over-an-anti-masturbation-video/682871/4 "2014-03-05T04:11:00Z")
But it’s still okay for non-deaf people to masturbate…right? right? ---
**Author:** ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-50-cent-was-dubbed-over-an-anti-masturbation-video/682871/5 "2014-03-05T18:01:42Z")
Is that jacking off motion the official sign language “word” for masturbation? ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [March 5, 2014, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-50-cent-was-dubbed-over-an-anti-masturbation-video/682871/6 "2014-03-05T18:33:15Z")
Reminds me of the old [Barney Tupac video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EuoXdN8Lw). > [@xizor](#): > > Is that jacking off motion the official sign language “word” > for masturbation? Or diddling!? 😕 JWs are especially obsessed with masturbation. A kid brought a pamphlet to my grade school and we had fun laughing about it until a teacher found out about it. I don’t think we even knew what masturbation _was_, but like South Park adults’ interest did the opposite of dissuading us. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-50-cent-was-dubbed-over-an-anti-masturbation-video/682871/7 "2014-03-07T01:38:48Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > Reminds me of the old [Barney Tupac video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4EuoXdN8Lw). > Or diddling!? 😕 > > JWs are especially obsessed with masturbation. A kid brought a pamphlet to my grade school and we had fun laughing about it until a teacher found out about it. I don’t think we even knew what masturbation _was_, but like South Park adults’ interest did the opposite of dissuading us. You learned about masturbation from a pamphlet? I wouldn’t be mentioning that here. I still haven’t lived down pointing out that I learned about it from a book called “God, Sex, and You.” The book even flat out said that there was no way the kid reading didn’t already know about it. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-50-cent-was-dubbed-over-an-anti-masturbation-video/682871/8 "2014-03-07T02:33:05Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > You learned about masturbation from a pamphlet? I wouldn’t be mentioning that here. I still haven’t lived down pointing out that I learned about it from a book called “God, Sex, and You.” The book even flat out said that there was no way the kid reading didn’t already know about it. They’re JWs, so it isn’t a instructional guide. Take notes: we read it and it was funny because we knew masturbation was something funny; we didn’t know how to do it. So no, at ~7 years old I was not playing with myself, or at least with any goal in mind, were you? No, at the time I did not know particularly how to do it, but now I know which batteries give the best rush when alligator clipped to your nipples. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-50-cent-was-dubbed-over-an-anti-masturbation-video/682871/9 "2014-03-07T05:52:56Z")
That’s a beautiful video. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-50-cent-was-dubbed-over-an-anti-masturbation-video/682871/10 "2014-03-07T13:31:20Z")
Which deaf people can’t really enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2014, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-50-cent-was-dubbed-over-an-anti-masturbation-video/682871/11 "2014-03-08T06:36:33Z")
I’m pretty sure that _not enjoying_ is the point of the JW video, and that a Deaf viewer isn’t the intended audience of the reboot.