# What would happen if a video leaked of Bristol Palin gobbling Levi Johnston's knob? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 24, 2010, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819 "2010-07-24T07:02:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/1 "2010-07-24T07:02:29Z")
Inspired by this [What would happen if hardcore porntapes with Obama leaked? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=571692) remarkable bit of trolling by “scamartistry”, as loathsome a sack of frat boy illogic as has graced this board since I joined and probably before. Really, a porno of Obama? How about something plausible? Bristol is now a public figure, pulling down $25k every time she speaks, is once again engaged to be married to her baby-daddy, Levi Johnston. They have a baby together, so we know they actually fucked at least once, and probably more often. Well, suppose that like many of their generation, they are not shy about their bodies, afraid of the intertubes, or the movie pictures that their cameras take, all at the same time, like apparently a couple million of their peers, post their hot Wasillia style monkey meth head sex for all the world to jack off to. Let’s face it, it’s only a matter of time. What would happen then? Boom Chicka Bow Wow. Discuss. For extra credit, Cougar Momma, Lipstick on a Pit Bull herself delivers a pizza. Ding Dong! ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/2 "2010-07-24T07:27:04Z")
After watching Levi on My Life on the D List, I sort of am attracted to Levi. So, I’d watch it. That’s what would happen. ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/3 "2010-07-24T09:14:13Z")
I think people would wonder why she didn’t think of that approach _before_ she got pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/4 "2010-07-24T09:17:20Z")
Like Paris Hilton, she would become rich and famous beyond her wildest dreams for no reason whatsoever. Her mom would be roundly mocked, but that’s par for the course. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/5 "2010-07-24T09:39:31Z")
I used to wonder the same thing about Lady Di, only she was sucking Frank Bruno’s cock. ---
**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/6 "2010-07-24T17:58:30Z")
Let me get this straight. You were so disgusted by the troll’s thread that you thought you’d imitate it? As far as I’m concerned both threads are morally equivalent and both can go straight down the crapper where they belong. ---
**Author:** ![Stoneburg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/df705f/32.png) [@Stoneburg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoneburg)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/7 "2010-07-24T18:02:01Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Like Paris Hilton, she would become rich and famous beyond her wildest dreams for no reason whatsoever. Her mom would be roundly mocked, but that’s par for the course. Paris was born rich and famous. If she wasn’t, you would never have heard of the tape. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/8 "2010-07-24T18:43:33Z")
> [@Stoneburg](#): > > > [@Rigamarole](#): > > > > Like Paris Hilton, she would become rich and famous beyond her wildest dreams for no reason whatsoever. Her mom would be roundly mocked, but that’s par for the course. > > Paris was born rich and famous. If she wasn’t, you would never have heard of the tape. Rich yes, but I had certainly never heard of her before the tape (and I’m sure most others hadn’t either). Obviously her _family_ is famous, but it was the tape that really brought her into the limelight. ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/9 "2010-07-24T18:52:55Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > > [@Stoneburg](#): > > > > > [@Rigamarole](#): > > > > > > Like Paris Hilton, she would become rich and famous beyond her wildest dreams for no reason whatsoever. Her mom would be roundly mocked, but that’s par for the course. > > > > Paris was born rich and famous. If she wasn’t, you would never have heard of the tape. > > Rich yes, but I had certainly never heard of her before the tape (and I’m sure most others hadn’t either). Obviously her _family_ is famous, but it was the tape that really brought her into the limelight. She was all over the place before that tape hit. You couldn’t open a People magazine without seeing her picture. ETA: She had already secured her TV deal before the tape was released. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/10 "2010-07-24T19:01:33Z")
> [@](#): > > She was all over the place before that tape hit. You couldn’t open a People magazine without seeing her picture. > > ETA: She had already secured her TV deal before the tape was released. Whatever - I’m not the kind of person who opens People magazine so I’m not really with it when it comes to pop culture. The tape is how I heard of her. But it’s kind of a moot point, since I was just making a joke anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/11 "2010-07-24T19:40:49Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > She was all over the place before that tape hit. You couldn’t open a People magazine without seeing her picture. > > > > ETA: She had already secured her TV deal before the tape was released. > > Whatever - I’m not the kind of person who opens People magazine so I’m not really with it when it comes to pop culture. The tape is how I heard of her. But it’s kind of a moot point, since I was just making a joke anyway. I wasn’t trying to give you a hard time, or anything. Just pointing out that she was around before the tape in magazines, movies, etc. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/12 "2010-07-24T20:57:49Z")
> [@Manduck](#): > > I think people would wonder why she didn’t think of that approach _before_ she got pregnant. Considering the sex education she probably got from mommy, I’ll bet that she thinks that knob-gobbling _was_ how she got pregnant. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/13 "2010-07-24T21:02:22Z")
Meh. I’d rather watch her mom fuck. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/14 "2010-07-24T21:10:44Z")
I’d probably pretend Bristol wasn’t there and check out Levi a couple of (hundred) times. ---
**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/15 "2010-07-24T22:10:42Z")
Can we get Mel to direct? ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/16 "2010-07-24T22:19:51Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Meh. I’d rather watch her mom fuck. Courtesy of Larry Flynt, you almost can! ---
**Author:** ![armedmonkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@armedmonkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/armedmonkey)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/17 "2010-07-24T22:30:46Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > Can we get Mel to direct? Gibson or Brooks? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/18 "2010-07-24T22:55:00Z")
Sharples. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 11:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/19 "2010-07-24T23:14:29Z")
Kathy Griffin would be the first person ever to die from uncontrollable happiness on air. > [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > After watching Levi on My Life on the D List, I sort of am attracted to Levi. So, I’d watch it. That’s what would happen. He’s 108% fuckable, no doubt about it, but he comes off as slightly smarter than a lawn chair on his episodes. ---
**Author:** ![Daithi\_Lacha](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/daithi_lacha/32/5430_2.png) [@Daithi\_Lacha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daithi_Lacha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2010, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/20 "2010-07-25T00:26:35Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Sharples. I just had to pinch my nose to avoid barking with laughter and frightening my wife. Thank you for the best (suppressed) laugh I’ve had all day. Oh, yeah, The Pit, right? Um … _fuckwad._ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819.md?page=2)