# What would happen if a video leaked of Bristol Palin gobbling Levi Johnston's knob? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 24, 2010, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819 "2010-07-24T07:02:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/41 "2010-07-26T13:51:20Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > > [@Sigmagirl](#): > > > > Can we get Mel to direct? > > Gibson or Brooks? Sideshow. ---
**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/42 "2010-07-26T14:56:17Z")
> [@A Monkey With a Gun](#): > > > [@Sigmagirl](#): > > > > Can we get Mel to direct? > > Gibson or Brooks? A collaboration? Er.. ---
**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/43 "2010-07-26T15:00:11Z")
> [@Sigmagirl](#): > > Can we get Mel to direct? Only if you blow him beforehand. Because, you know, he deserves to get blown first. ---
**Author:** ![marshmallow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df705f/32.png) [@marshmallow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/marshmallow)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/44 "2010-07-27T04:34:08Z")
I was kinda hoping when everyone was making fun of Palin’s kid that Obama’s older daughter could’ve gotten teen pregnant too. Because the lulz overload would’ve been intense. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/45 "2010-07-27T05:15:33Z")
Mailia’s a Democrat, so she has morals and values. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/46 "2010-07-27T07:25:52Z")
But what about that little skank Sasha? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/47 "2010-07-27T09:31:29Z")
Libertarian. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/48 "2010-07-27T13:54:34Z")
> [@marshmallow](#): > > I was kinda hoping when everyone was making fun of Palin’s kid that Obama’s older daughter could’ve gotten teen pregnant too. Because the lulz overload would’ve been intense. Considering the fact that Obama’s older daughter wasn’t a teenager, but had in fact just turned 12 before the election, that’s mighty fucking sick of you. ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/49 "2010-07-27T14:47:41Z")
I am certain that if either of Obama’s daughters gets pregnant at any point during his terms of office, the Republicans will be treat them with the same loving Christian acceptance with which they have embraced Sarah Palin’s momentarily straying little lamb. ---
**Author:** ![snowmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@snowmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowmaster)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/50 "2010-07-27T15:04:29Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > But what about that little skank Sasha? WTF? I get that you’re riffing off of a comment above, such comment having already retained precious little ironic value. The’re no irony in your works, you’re sick. For what its worth, my political sympathies do not lie with The President and his party. You just don’t say that about a kid. Shame on you. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/51 "2010-07-27T16:09:50Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Meh. I’d rather watch her mom fuck. Bristol + Strap on = :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/52 "2010-07-27T16:12:59Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > > [@Muffin](#): > > > > Meh. I’d rather watch her mom fuck. > > Bristol + Strap on = :eek: Someone alert Larry Flynt! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/53 "2010-07-27T17:42:11Z")
> [@snowmaster](#): > > > [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > > > But what about that little skank Sasha? > > WTF? I get that you’re riffing off of a comment above, such comment having already retained precious little ironic value. The’re no irony in your works, you’re sick. For what its worth, my political sympathies do not lie with The President and his party. You just don’t say that about a kid. Shame on you. Were you so meticulous in letting Rush know how sick he was when he called Chelsea Clinton “The White House Dog”? And there is a big difference between a message board they will never see and the weekly (or is it daily) venom Rush spews nationwide? Yes, it is a sick, shocking joke, but really, when you fail to object for 18 years when it is your side doing it, you have waived the civility that we all pretend that we once enjoyed. And yes, I agree with you, it was a despicable joke. But I make despicable jokes. ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/54 "2010-07-27T18:38:31Z")
> [@snowmaster](#): > > > [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > > > But what about that little skank Sasha? > > WTF? I get that you’re riffing off of a comment above, such comment having already retained precious little ironic value. The’re no irony in your works, you’re sick. For what its worth, my political sympathies do not lie with The President and his party. You just don’t say that about a kid. Shame on you. So, reality offends you? That also was a joke so no need to get all panty-bunched. Unless you want to then I say go for it. ---
**Author:** ![snowmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@snowmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowmaster)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2010, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819/55 "2010-07-31T01:02:32Z")
> [@The\_Second\_Stone](#): > > Were you so meticulous in letting Rush know how sick he was when he called Chelsea Clinton “The White House Dog”? And there is a big difference between a message board they will never see and the weekly (or is it daily) venom Rush spews nationwide? Yes, it is a sick, shocking joke, but really, when you fail to object for 18 years when it is your side doing it, you have waived the civility that we all pretend that we once enjoyed. And yes, I agree with you, it was a despicable joke. But I make despicable jokes. I don’t listen to Rush. Don’t mind his politics but can’t stand his particular brand of dreck and drivel. Had I heard it, yes, I would have found it revolting. My dislike of Clinton knows no bounds, but that doesn’t apply to his family. Ok, maybe his wife now. But not his kid. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-happen-if-a-video-leaked-of-bristol-palin-gobbling-levi-johnstons-knob/547819.md?page=2)