# What would have been the best one-liner response to Wilson's "you lie"? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 12, 2009, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840 "2009-09-12T19:14:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Maia\_s\_Well](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Maia\_s\_Well](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maia_s_Well)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/61 "2009-09-17T04:50:23Z")
“I look forward to speaking with you when we’re done here.” Followed by a debate on the issue in front of reporters (immediately after the speech), or at least an invitation to Mr. Wilson to discuss it over a beer at the White House. Also with a few reporters present. ---
**Author:** ![kitemaker\_chuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a88e4f/32.png) [@kitemaker\_chuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kitemaker_chuck)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/62 "2009-09-17T04:56:13Z")
“We Americans pronounce the word as Ju-ly! What country are you from sir??” ---
**Author:** ![The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@The\_Falling\_Reverend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Falling_Reverend)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/63 "2009-09-17T15:25:19Z")
“Shut up baby I know it!” ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/64 "2009-09-17T15:34:45Z")
“In my administration we prefer ‘Nigga PLEASE!’.” Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2009, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/65 "2009-09-17T15:40:48Z")
Shut up, Joe, or I’ll go ape-shit on your ass! I’m gonna scissor-kick you in the back of the head! I’m 48 years old, but I’ll beat your ass! Joe, I’m gonna come at you like a spider monkey! Joe, you brought this on, man. What is wrong with you? Joe, I’m all jacked up on Mountain Dew! ---
**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/66 "2009-09-18T02:11:09Z")
“There are White folks and then there are ignorant motherfuckers like you!” Google it! ---
**Author:** ![Plan\_B](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Plan\_B](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plan_B)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/67 "2009-09-18T02:27:50Z")
“Since dissent is the highest form of patriotism I guess that makes you the most patriotic guy here. Not like all those Democratic sycophants who are lining up to suck me off. Good work. Call me in the morning, I’m thinking of giving Biden the boot and I could use someone with balls.” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/68 "2009-09-18T03:20:52Z")
> [@Plan\_B](#): > > “Since dissent is the highest form of patriotism I guess that makes you the most patriotic guy here. Not like all those Democratic sycophants who are lining up to suck me off. Good work. Call me in the morning, I’m thinking of giving Biden the boot and I could use someone with balls.” So I take it the whole [starting over thing](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11560125#post11560125) just ain’t happenin’, eh? ---
**Author:** ![wunderkammer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@wunderkammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wunderkammer)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/69 "2009-09-18T03:31:17Z")
“Everybody lies.” (Yeah, I thought I was still skimming Cafe Society there.) ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/70 "2009-09-18T16:30:05Z")
“Calm down, Kanye. … In a week, it’ll make sense.” ---
**Author:** ![Jorge\_Burrito](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Jorge\_Burrito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jorge_Burrito)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/71 "2009-09-18T16:54:49Z")
NO U! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/72 "2009-09-18T18:32:31Z")
We do what we do best. ---
**Author:** ![MostlyClueless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@MostlyClueless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MostlyClueless)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/73 "2009-09-18T18:49:14Z")
“You know better than that.” Done, back to the speech. ---
**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/74 "2009-09-18T18:59:11Z")
“Stop! Hammer time!”, and then nod to Pelosi for the gaveling. ---
**Author:** ![maladroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@maladroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/maladroit)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/75 "2009-09-18T19:05:48Z")
Lately the playground taunt “I know you are but what am I?” goes through my head every time I watch the news. ---
**Author:** ![TWDuke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@TWDuke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TWDuke)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/76 "2009-09-18T19:09:26Z")
> [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](#): > > Thanks for picking up the typo. Generally, I feel typos in posts should be ignored _except_ when they can be used for cheap jokes. ---
**Author:** ![PotLuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bbce88/32.png) [@PotLuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PotLuck)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/77 "2009-09-18T19:10:45Z")
> [@42fish](#): > > “Calm down, Kanye. … In a week, it’ll make sense.” Obama knows [from experience](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VxKIcrDsJAs)that Kanye’s a jackass. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2009, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-been-the-best-one-liner-response-to-wilsons-you-lie/509840/78 "2009-09-18T19:29:02Z")
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