# What would have to be on Weiners laptop to make you vote for Trump? **URL:** \ **Category:** Politics & Elections\ **Created:** [October 30, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074 "2016-10-30T00:20:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/1 "2016-10-30T00:20:56Z")
I got nothing. OK, maybe a pedophilia ring, murder, conspiracy (But not just any conspiracy). ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/2 "2016-10-30T00:23:26Z")
Plans to force the National League to adopt the Designated Hitter. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/3 "2016-10-30T00:32:11Z")
_Nothing_ would induce me to vote for Trump. Third party if Clinton was doing something as suggested by the OP. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/4 "2016-10-30T00:33:06Z")
A conspiracy with Russia to overthrow the US government. ---
**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/5 "2016-10-30T00:38:51Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > _Nothing_ would induce me to vote for Trump. Third party if Clinton was doing something as suggested by the OP. Same here. ---
**Author:** ![Victor\_Charlie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7ea924/32.png) [@Victor\_Charlie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Victor_Charlie)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/6 "2016-10-30T00:41:50Z")
An admission that Hillary personally carried out the Benghazi attack. In that case, I would be too busy planning my move to New Zealand to bother voting. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/7 "2016-10-30T00:43:14Z")
I’ve already voted, so nothing. Unless I wanted to prove Trump and company right by committing voter fraud. ---
**Author:** ![dtilque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dtilque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dtilque)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/8 "2016-10-30T01:06:13Z")
> [@Superdude](#): > > I’ve already voted, so nothing. Unless I wanted to prove Trump and company right by committing voter fraud. Trump’s already been proven right in that regard by a … … [Trump voter](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2016/10/29/trump-supporter-charged-with-voting-twice-in-iowa/?utm_term=.52090d22d63c) ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/9 "2016-10-30T01:13:01Z")
I don’t think anything could make me vote trump. He is a loathsome individual. ---
**Author:** ![Trinopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/2bfe46/32.png) [@Trinopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trinopus)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/10 "2016-10-30T02:04:45Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > _Nothing_ would induce me to vote for Trump. Third party if Clinton was doing something as suggested by the OP. Also agreed. (Besides, I’ve already voted.) ---
**Author:** ![drad\_dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@drad\_dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drad_dog)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/11 "2016-10-30T02:07:14Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > _Nothing_ would induce me to vote for Trump. Third party if Clinton was doing something as suggested by the OP. Well if the same argument that I have been using (and hearing from Bill Maher etc.) would apply to the converse situation, then I would be throwing my vote away, instead of trying to vote against the evil. Is this the Rubicon for us where we get to the point that the Bernie Bros or the never trumps were already at and just can’t participate? ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2016, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/12 "2016-10-30T02:15:54Z")
The picture Hillary sent back to him. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/13 "2016-10-31T01:00:22Z")
There is no scenario where I would vote for Trump or Hillary. Both of them are horrible human beings who do not deserve to be POTUS. I’m voting third party. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/14 "2016-10-31T01:18:38Z")
I wouldn’t ever put Trump in the White House unless what was in the emails made me fear that Hillary might irrevocably damage our democracy or start a nuclear war. And since a vote for a third party might allow Trump to win, I’d be forced to vote for a pedophile (or whatever other outlandish scenario you come up with short of Hillary being an agent of North Korea). Back in the reality-based community, Hillary will be a good president. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/15 "2016-10-31T01:21:01Z")
X-rays showing both Trump and Pence have inoperable throat cancer with each having just 5 days to live. ---
**Author:** ![LonghornDave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@LonghornDave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LonghornDave)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/16 "2016-10-31T01:21:11Z")
Nothing. If it is that bad I would hope she gets impeached after the election. I would never suport Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/17 "2016-10-31T01:22:18Z")
> [@Oakminster](#): > > There is no scenario where I would vote for Trump or Hillary. Both of them are horrible human beings who do not deserve to be POTUS. I’m voting third party. Yeah! They’re both JUST THE SAME! To the OP: A video of Hillary putting cooked green peas into her homemade guacamole. ---
**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/18 "2016-10-31T01:31:26Z")
Were I able to? Nothing. BTW nothing about Hillary would make me vote for Ted Cruz or Mike Pence either. And I would not go Third Party either. I would want a vote that PREVENTS any of them becoming President. I’d rather have a run of the mill slimy politician than a chaotic “wreck the system” wacko OR a theocrat, and it does not embarass me to say so. ---
**Author:** ![furt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/439d5e/32.png) [@furt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furt)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/19 "2016-10-31T01:32:41Z")
> [@Ukulele\_Ike](#): > > Yeah! They’re both JUST THE SAME! “They both suck” =/= “There’s no difference.” I pretty much always vote third-party. Doesn’t mean I think the major party types are interchangebale. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2016, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074/20 "2016-10-31T01:39:07Z")
There is absolutely nothing in this world that could exist or happen that would make me vote for Trump. Period. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-have-to-be-on-weiners-laptop-to-make-you-vote-for-trump/770074.md?page=2)