What about Socrates?
posted by coop
He was permanently pissed.
What about John Stuart Mill?
What would Kant do? Why he’d sit down and write a lengthy, impenetrable treatise about it.
John Stuart Mill? Well, of his own free will, on half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
What was it they said about Plato again?
As an aside, this song once gave me a winning answer in a rather important game of Trivial Pursuit. 
This thread is entirely too silly.
No more Python, or it’s the comfy chair for you!
The comfy chair?
I’ll have the nice cup of tea with that comfy chair.
Plato, they say, could stick it away, half a crate of whiskey every day.
And Aristotle?
Aristotle? Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle - a lovely little thinker but a bugger when he’s pissed!
See? I can do it too.
I’ll give you 1 out of a possible 2.
After Aristotle comes:
Hobbes
Descartes
and I think Socrates makes a comeback at the end with the “bugger when he’s pissed” bit.
Hobbes, anyone?
Can I get that on a bracelet or bumper sticker? “WWIKD?”
Whatever he’d do, he’d do it at the same time every day.
Sounds like a new reality show – Tonight on “What Would Immanuel Kant Do!” we drop Immanuel Kant in to a tank swarming with sharks, barracuda and flounders and watch as his life and death struggle for survival! Be sure to tune in next week when we’ll inject Immanuel Kant with a deadly poison then lock the antidote in a safe – Will Immanuel Kant discover the combination in time!!!