# What Would Jesus Do For a Klondike Bar **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [April 22, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076 "2002-04-22T23:59:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Punoqllads](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/d2c977/32.png) [@Punoqllads](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Punoqllads)\ **Post date:** [April 22, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/1 "2002-04-22T23:59:36Z")
Would he give a sermon on the Mount of Onions? ---
**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/2 "2002-04-23T00:13:14Z")
Washed dishes after the Last Supper? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/3 "2002-04-23T00:13:45Z")
He’d rub Buddha’s belly for a Klondike Bar! ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/4 "2002-04-23T00:23:06Z")
walk across my swimming pool? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/5 "2002-04-23T02:32:51Z")
run a busload of kids off a cliff? ---
**Author:** ![BillyGnos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71c47a/32.png) [@BillyGnos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillyGnos)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/6 "2002-04-23T02:41:01Z")
Supposedly he’s God… shouldn’t he just have to snap his fingers to make one appear or something? ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/7 "2002-04-23T02:41:51Z")
Eat a ham sandwich? Use his wrists as whistles? Become an atheist? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/8 "2002-04-23T02:50:48Z")
Would he eat the leg off the lamb of God? I read this in a book a long time ago and never forgot it. ---
**Author:** ![RaCha\_ar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@RaCha\_ar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaCha_ar)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/9 "2002-04-23T03:23:12Z")
Throw the first stone? ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/10 "2002-04-23T06:27:10Z")
Make the blind walk, and the lame see again? ---
**Author:** ![fighting\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/11 "2002-04-23T12:17:05Z")
Quack like a duck? ---
**Author:** ![widdershins](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f0a364/32.png) [@widdershins](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/widdershins)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/12 "2002-04-23T13:01:02Z")
Play himself in a remake of _The Last Temptation of Christ_? Teach David Copperfield the loaves and fishes trick? Quit sponging off Dad? ---
**Author:** ![Legomancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/779978/32.png) [@Legomancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Legomancer)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/13 "2002-04-23T13:20:36Z")
Fit a camel through the eye of a needle? ---
**Author:** ![Why\_A\_Duck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@Why\_A\_Duck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Why_A_Duck)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/14 "2002-04-23T13:27:11Z")
Give up miracles for Lent? Join the People’s Front of Judea? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/15 "2002-04-23T13:35:10Z")
Star in a revival of “Jesus Christ Superstar?” As JUDAS? As MARY? ---
**Author:** ![Anonymous\_Coward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/94ad74/32.png) [@Anonymous\_Coward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anonymous_Coward)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/16 "2002-04-23T14:08:38Z")
Ice cream headaches make baby Jesus cry… ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/17 "2002-04-23T14:16:03Z")
Kill Lazarus again? ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/18 "2002-04-23T15:05:13Z")
He’d bite his nails. ---
**Author:** ![pbrtallboy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f475e1/32.png) [@pbrtallboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbrtallboy)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/19 "2002-04-23T15:12:48Z")
Bear the burden of a cross? Wear a crown of thorns? Die for our sins? ---
**Author:** ![Amidar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/48db29/32.png) [@Amidar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amidar)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2002, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/20 "2002-04-23T16:12:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Why A Duck \* > \*\*Join the People’s Front of Judea? \*\* No, he’d join the **Judean People’s Front!** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076.md?page=2)