# What Would Jesus Do For a Klondike Bar

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [April 22, 2002, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076 "2002-04-22T23:59:36Z")\
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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/81 "2003-07-13T23:21:40Z")

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Forward an email to everyone in his address book that Dr. Pepper left out the words ‘under God’ when they put the pledge of allegiance on their soda cans after 9/11. Without checking snopes first.

No. Wait. That was my mom.

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**Author:** ![80sHairMetalMaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/8/ed655f/32.png) [@80sHairMetalMaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/80sHairMetalMaven)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do-for-a-klondike-bar/105076/82 "2003-07-13T23:33:59Z")

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Show up at a Baptist tent revival.  
Hug a gay man/woman and tell them they’re ok, cuz ‘God don’t make no junk’.

IDBB (funny thread BTW…:D)

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