# What Would Jesus Do? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2005, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do/299214 "2005-04-14T00:23:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do/299214/61 "2005-04-15T16:46:38Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > thanks for the towel. > Um…where I keep my face is MY bizness! 🙂 > > Anyway–I feel somewhat bad here, but truly I am innocent. I haven’t even opened the **Evil** attitude thread, ever! So, I am either a pawn in the game of Pit threads, or a seriously sick individual who needs exorcism…or someone with more clever repartee than yourself! 😛 > > Back to the thread. I thought maybe you or **Scott** would like to know what [Father Mackenzie](http://www.saintgerards.org.uk/fatherwilfridmackenzie.htm) has been up to. ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do/299214/62 "2005-04-15T17:17:05Z")
**Poly** yes, but did he wipe the dirt from his hands as he walked…? giggling over here-thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoodoo_Ulove)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do/299214/63 "2005-04-15T17:26:58Z")
Jesus Christ on a bicycle! ---
**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do/299214/64 "2005-04-15T17:31:33Z")
Am I being whooshed, I don’t get i— Oh, it’s the same name as in the Beatles song I mentioned. Got it! 😃 Oh, and you haven’t missed much with the thread. It went on for **five pages** , and contains nothing of lasting value. Happy Scrappy Hero Pup pitted Evil Captor for a strawman of Evil’s real feelings, whereupon myself, and a cast of thousand turned it into a pitting for HSHP lack of intellectual scruples. Later, Bricker turned the conversation into, “I don’t care if the issue on hand is immoral, it isn’t illegal.” This contained alotta insults, all the way around. Well, I suppose I am being a bit hasty with saying ther was nothing of lasting value in it. After all, it ended soon after **Blalron** said: > [@](#): > > So here’s a new word I’ve just come up with. > > “Truthslaughter” > > Its relationship with lying is similar to the way manslaughter is with murder. Whereas lying requires intentional untruth, Truthslaughter only requires reckless disregard for whether what you say it true or not. ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do/299214/65 "2005-04-15T18:05:51Z")
Yeah but What _Wouldn’t_ Jesus Do? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do/299214/66 "2005-04-15T18:18:25Z")
> [@Scott\_plaid](#): > > I am shocked and offended by this comment :mad: 😉 > > What can a SUV do, that a VW hippie micro-bus, cannot do better? Especially [a chartreuse Microbus](http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/convoy.htm) (there are only eleven “long-haired friends of Jesus”, so Judas is obviously the missing apostle). ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2005, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do/299214/67 "2005-04-15T18:25:18Z")
> [@Abbie Carmichael](#): > > He would totally be up for Chinese food. > > 'Cause it’s kosher and all … Yeah, especially the Pork with Lobster sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2005, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do/299214/68 "2005-04-16T03:24:27Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > wwabmd? What would a Bonobo Monkey do? Masturbate furiously in public, apparently. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-do/299214.md?page=3)