# What would Jesus Drive? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 12, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521 "2006-05-12T16:21:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/1 "2006-05-12T16:21:37Z")
From the [BBC](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/4757165.stm) The lord is my Chevrolet, I shall not want. He maketh me buy greener vehicles. He leadeth me beside the stalled traffic. He restoreth my sole: he leadeth me in the path of the righteous pedestrian. Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of expense, I will fear no price per gallon: for thou art with me, thy bus pass and ethanol comfort me. ---
**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/2 "2006-05-12T16:24:25Z")
I think he would drive some sort of hybrid. And when I raced by him in my SUV, he’d gimme one of them “holier than thou” looks. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/3 "2006-05-12T16:30:56Z")
The [Christler Jehovan](http://www.phlegmvalley.com/nukelc/modules.php?name=Conteudo&pid=252), obviously. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/4 "2006-05-12T16:34:17Z")
[Plymouth Belvedere](http://www.musclecarads.com/uploads/1_IQZcKI_1112206852.jpg) with pushbutton transmission ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/5 "2006-05-12T16:34:25Z")
> [@UncleBeer](#): > > The [Christler Jehovan](http://www.phlegmvalley.com/nukelc/modules.php?name=Conteudo&pid=252), obviously. Oh, that’s gooooood 😃 Do they listen to [Jesus Chrysler Supercar](http://members.tripod.com/~tokenrecords/bio.html) ? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/6 "2006-05-12T16:46:19Z")
“For I did not speak of my own Accord…” - John 12:49 ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/7 "2006-05-12T17:23:44Z")
[A Vespa?](http://www.vespausa.com/) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/8 "2006-05-12T17:50:54Z")
A Plymouth–he drove the money lenders out of the temple in a Fury. ---
**Author:** ![Mouse\_Maven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac91a4/32.png) [@Mouse\_Maven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mouse_Maven)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/9 "2006-05-12T19:23:46Z")
Just a thought. . . Today’s [column](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/060512.html) talks about the origins of oil. If oil is from ancient organisms and is millions of years old, does that mean fundamentalists shouldn’t use petroleum products? ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/10 "2006-05-12T19:26:27Z")
\*\*What would Jesus Drive? \*\* Mary Magdalene. Well, only if you believe Dan Brown. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/11 "2006-05-12T19:31:12Z")
For some reason I always picture him driving a flower-power VW bus. ---
**Author:** ![MrJackboots](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MrJackboots](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrJackboots)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/12 "2006-05-12T19:44:18Z")
Probably a Toyota Tacoma, Ford F150, or something like that. Carpenter. Actually, they’re coming out with hybrid-powered pickups now (I know GM makes a couple, and the Dodge Ram has one out, but only for fleet customers), so he’d probably want one of those. ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/13 "2006-05-12T20:51:17Z")
A hovercraft for all that _driving_ on water… Really- a 1969 Mustang Convertable, top down. ;j ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/14 "2006-05-12T20:53:11Z")
Jesus would drive an M1 Abrams. ---
**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/15 "2006-05-12T21:25:47Z")
> [@](#): > > Jesus would drive an M1 Abrams. right over a great many modern churches. ---
**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/16 "2006-05-13T03:13:07Z")
He needs room for the [desciples](http://www.fastautosales.com/images/models/ford_aerostar.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![mrald](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mrald](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrald)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/17 "2006-05-13T03:14:49Z")
> [@mrald](#): > > He needs room for the [desciples](http://www.fastautosales.com/images/models/ford_aerostar.jpg) Disciples … :smack: ---
**Author:** ![wheelie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b4bc9f/32.png) [@wheelie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wheelie)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/18 "2006-05-13T03:33:22Z")
[Looks like a sporty little Italian ragtop](http://www.zippyvideos.com/6994156133077096/fgjesuscameos/) to me. ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/19 "2006-05-13T05:18:39Z")
Let’s see…he was a middle-eastern religious radical who was executed for formenting rebellion, right? Probably either a custom armored Mercedes-Benz, or a Technical. :smack: That, or a '48 Tucker. A high-powered mutant never fated for mass production…too weird to live, but too rare to really die. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/20 "2006-05-13T07:28:15Z")
_checks out post #6_ Close enough. Guess I’ll just mosey on out of here. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521.md?page=2)