# What would Jesus Drive?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 12, 2006, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521 "2006-05-12T16:21:37Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/21 "2006-05-13T14:13:47Z")

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I know for a fact Jesus drove a Winnebago. I insured it.

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/22 "2006-05-13T14:51:25Z")

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A chartreuse micro-bus? Or was that just his eleven long-haired friends?

Sorry, any opportunity to throw in a _Convoy_ reference… 😃

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/23 "2006-05-13T16:40:42Z")

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Jesus would hitch rides.

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**Author:** ![Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ccd318/32.png) [@Paul\_in\_Qatar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Paul_in_Qatar)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2006, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-jesus-drive/356521/24 "2006-05-13T17:19:33Z")

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He would drive money-changers out of The Temple. Same as last time.

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