What would make a better U.S. national anthem than "The Star-Spangled Banner"?

All I know is that if our national anthem is changed to God Bless the USA, you can forward my mail to Lyon. I honestly believe Lee Greenwood has something on the Bush family and blackmails them into starting wars every so often just so this sorry, insipid excuse for a song can get airplay every now and then.

I swear to all that is holy that if I ever encounter Lee Greenwood, I’m going to buy masking tape, a staple gun and a medium sized, cardboard box, just right for a person of his build and mail him to Marsha Bronson.

There’s little wrong with the ssb. tssb is just so iconic that i don’t know how well a change would go over. could do far FAR worse anyway, like our (korean) national anthem where part of the melody is a whole descending octave step by step in more or less straight quarter notes.

“For the Love of Money”

Mars: Bringer of War. Just write some snappy lyrics.

Hungry Freaks, Daddy

Here is our new national anthem.

Ok, I posted this before and I got trashed for it, but WTF, one more try.

The perfect American anthem for a nearly post-literate society: Rock and Roll Part 2 by Gary Glitter.

Only has 1 word – “Hey!” Great for sports events and general energy raising.

Doesn’t strain the brain or the vocal cords.

Even George Bush could sing it, word for word.

Alas, those are wildly optimistic odds.

You know, I heard the Mexican national anthem once and thought, "man that thing is long , so I had to look it up.

English:

CHORUS

Mexicans, at the cry of battle
lend your swords and bridle;
and let the earth tremble at its center
upon the roar of the cannon.

Your forehead shall be girded, oh fatherland, with olive garlands
by the divine archangel of peace,
For in heaven your eternal destiny
has been written by the hand of God.
But should a foreign enemy
Profane your land with his sole,
Think, beloved fatherland, that heaven
gave you a soldier in each son.

CHORUS

II

War, war without truce against who would attempt
to blemish the honor of the fatherland!
War, war! The patriotic banners
saturate in waves of blood.
War, war! On the mount, in the vale
The terrifying cannon thunder
and the echoes nobly resound
to the cries of union! liberty!

CHORUS

III

Fatherland, before your children become unarmed
Beneath the yoke their necks in sway,
May your countryside be watered with blood,
On blood their feet trample.
And may your temples, palaces and towers
crumble in horrid crash,
and their ruins exist saying:
The fatherland was made of one thousand heroes here.

CHORUS

IV

Fatherland, fatherland, your children swear
to exhale their breath in your cause,
If the bugle in its belligerent tone
should call upon them to struggle with bravery.
For you the olive garlands!
For them a memory of glory!
For you a laurel of victory!
For them a tomb of honor!

And you thought La Marseillaise was bloody!

My suggestion is Hot Rod Lincoln.

Teen rebellion, fast cars, sneering at the law; heck, the whole of American culture is right there! Plus, it rocks.

“Don’t stop…belieeeeviiiiiaaaaaeeeeeeaAAAAAAAAAAAN! Hold on to that dreeeeaaaaaeeeeeeaaaaaaayummm!” by Journey.

“Hey Ya!” by Outkast.

It would be awesome at medal ceremonies at the Olympics.

And, what’s more, it celebrates a flag that is obsolete anyway.

I just got started reading the thread, but this is my answer as well. So I second(or third, or fourth it, or whatever).

God I love Laurie. I have the VHS that PSA is from (there’s a bunch of others, they’re all great. My favorite is the one about the playboy bunny).

Seconded.