# What would make a good bumper sticker for the 2000 elections? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 10, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922 "2000-06-10T00:42:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Soupy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Soupy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soupy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/1 "2000-06-10T00:42:29Z")
I saw one that said “Lick Bush in 2000” with a Rolling Stone tongue logo. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/2 "2000-06-10T00:56:39Z")
“Bush and Gore. Just what this country needs: More sex and violence.” ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/3 "2000-06-10T01:02:01Z")
How about Dumb and Dumber… make the choice 2000 ---
**Author:** ![PattyCake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a9adbd/32.png) [@PattyCake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PattyCake)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/4 "2000-06-10T01:10:05Z")
Why not use one that’s already on a lot of bumpers? “Shit happens.” ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/5 "2000-06-10T01:15:14Z")
Or an old favorite: “Cthulu in 2000. When you’re tired of voting for the **lesser** of two evils!” ---
**Author:** ![TVeblen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/4bbf92/32.png) [@TVeblen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVeblen)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/6 "2000-06-10T01:44:40Z")
“Abandon Hope.” Or “Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber”? Veb ---
**Author:** ![as\_u\_wish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@as\_u\_wish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/as_u_wish)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/7 "2000-06-10T02:20:04Z")
How about we take a cue from Nancy Reagan: Just Vote No One. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/8 "2000-06-10T02:28:29Z")
“Campaign 2000: We are so screwed!” ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/9 "2000-06-10T02:45:35Z")
“Bush or Gore: the same choice you make at the video rental store.” ---
**Author:** ![Jo3sh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a587f6/32.png) [@Jo3sh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jo3sh)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/10 "2000-06-10T04:52:14Z")
My old favorite’s obsolete these days. **ZAPPA/GARCIA prez’n’veep** ---
**Author:** ![bradysg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc348/32.png) [@bradysg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bradysg)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/11 "2000-06-10T05:22:07Z")
Campaign '00 - A Pair Of Zeros. Campaign 2000 - A Election With Less Signifigant Figures Than The Year (Took Physics this year, hope this isn’t stupid) Campaign 2000 - Heads or Tails? Campaign 2000 - Apathy or Antipathy? ---
**Author:** ![Asmodeus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8dc957/32.png) [@Asmodeus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asmodeus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/12 "2000-06-10T13:02:51Z")
🙂 ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/13 "2000-06-10T13:11:57Z")
Two half wit’s don’t make a whole lot of anything. ---
**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/14 "2000-06-10T17:09:13Z")
Campaign 2000: “We apologise for the inconvience” ---
**Author:** ![Al\_Phosgene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Al\_Phosgene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al_Phosgene)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/15 "2000-06-10T18:56:56Z")
If you don’t Vote, don’t complain, it’s your fault If you -do- Vote, don’t complain, now it’s really your fault. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/16 "2000-06-10T19:55:32Z")
Campaign '00 - I’m Moving to Canada. ---
**Author:** ![MysterEcks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/17 "2000-06-10T21:31:58Z")
**CAMPAIGN 2000–YOU’VE _GOT_ TO BE KIDDING** ---
**Author:** ![Jenbo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e19adc/32.png) [@Jenbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenbo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/18 "2000-06-10T21:34:08Z")
The bore or the lush… ---
**Author:** ![Anti\_Pro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Anti\_Pro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anti_Pro)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/19 "2000-06-10T21:43:48Z")
“We’re Bushed” or “Want More? Vote Gore” ---
**Author:** ![Gilligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/20 "2000-06-10T21:47:49Z")
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