# What would make a good bumper sticker for the 2000 elections? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 10, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922 "2000-06-10T00:42:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/21 "2000-06-11T20:36:55Z")
I saw one once, “Under the Republicans, man exploits his fellow man. Under the Democrats, it’s just the reverse.” ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/22 "2000-06-12T03:28:15Z")
I like Dave Barry’s Presidential campaign slogan: \*\*Isn’t it time we expected less? \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/23 "2000-06-12T04:06:53Z")
Free Sirhan Sirhan ---
**Author:** ![jayron\_32](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/41988e/32.png) [@jayron\_32](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayron_32)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/24 "2000-06-12T18:41:56Z")
Election 2000: Like it Matters… ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/25 "2000-06-12T21:49:31Z")
Revtim wrote: > [@](#): > > “Bush or Gore: the same choice you make at the video rental store.” Har! How about: “Bush and Gore: just use a Tampax.” ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/26 "2000-06-12T21:56:04Z")
“Bush/Quayle 2000” Please, please, please… ---
**Author:** ![Al\_Phosgene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Al\_Phosgene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al_Phosgene)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/27 "2000-06-14T01:51:56Z")
The Bush Brothers for President The South Will Rise Again ---
**Author:** ![justwannano](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7ab992/32.png) [@justwannano](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/justwannano)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/28 "2000-06-14T03:01:22Z")
What a bunch of ZEROS ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/29 "2000-06-14T03:14:26Z")
Campaign 2000: Wow. Two Huge Non-Events In The Same Year. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/30 "2000-06-14T05:10:14Z")
> [@](#): > > “Bush or Gore: the same choice you make at the video rental store.” Haha!! ROTFLMAO!!! How about: **AL GORE: The world’s highest ranking pot smoker.** ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/31 "2000-06-15T02:24:53Z")
How about: Colin Powell, where are you? ---
**Author:** ![Sequent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Sequent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sequent)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/32 "2000-06-15T03:59:45Z")
This is a test of the electoral college system. This is only a test. ---
**Author:** ![shimmery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@shimmery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shimmery)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/33 "2000-06-20T21:50:07Z")
My uncle is selling bumper stickers on his website ( [www.thinbrain.com](http://www.thinbrain.com) ): read my lips, no new bushes. (don’t even ask about all those stories on his website – he’s one of those Funny Guys – I just hope its not genetic) ---
**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/34 "2000-06-20T22:18:42Z")
My favorite is an oldy: Nobody for President, Cause Nobody can do a good job! ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/35 "2000-06-20T22:28:54Z")
Campaign 2000?? Puh-leeze… ---
**Author:** ![DoctorJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctorj/32/2904_2.png) [@DoctorJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DoctorJ)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2000, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/36 "2000-06-20T22:42:10Z")
“Bush and Gore: The Evil of Two Lessers” “Bush and Gore: 300 million people, and this is the best we can do?” “Don’t blame me, I didn’t vote” Someone in _The Nation_ classifieds was selling “Bush for Lawn Ornament” stickers. You could always support the candidacy of Sparky the Penguin (of “This Modern World”)–“Because you could do a whole lot worse this year!” I’ll just stick with “Nader 2000”. Dr. J ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2000, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/37 "2000-06-21T23:10:38Z")
Don’t throw away your vote. Vote Green Party. ---
**Author:** ![Cowboy\_Greg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Cowboy\_Greg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy_Greg)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/38 "2000-06-22T00:09:33Z")
Campaign 2000: Oh, no, not _again_… ---
**Author:** ![Peta\_Tzunami](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b487fb/32.png) [@Peta\_Tzunami](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peta_Tzunami)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/39 "2000-06-22T00:12:21Z")
“Two Wrongs Don’t Make A Right” ? ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2000, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-make-a-good-bumper-sticker-for-the-2000-elections/21922/40 "2000-06-22T00:43:40Z")
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