# What would Ms. Wonderful say?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 16, 2004, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-ms-wonderful-say/234569 "2004-03-16T02:57:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![sperfur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9adbd/32.png) [@sperfur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sperfur)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-ms-wonderful-say/234569/21 "2004-03-20T21:35:56Z")

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“I’ve got a backrub and a blowjob waiting for you when you get home.”

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2004, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-ms-wonderful-say/234569/22 "2004-03-20T21:53:39Z")

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Here in the UK there was a TV/cinema ad campaign for a men’s anti-perspirant (“Lynx”) based on this exact theme. All the scenes were shot from a male point of view, as if the camera was the guy, and featured various stunningly attractive girls saying things they’d never normally say. It was quite wittily done. A selection from memory:

[Girl dripping wet having waited in the rain for guy to show up] “No, don’t worry about being late, it’s fine, I was probably early…”

“No, really?! **I** collect comic books too!”

“It’s **so** sexy when you play air guitar!”

“She meant nothing to you?! Oh, well if you put it like that I guess it’s okay”.

[Seductively] “I hope you don’t mind, but I invited my best friend to join us.”

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