# What would shock you the most? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 5, 2018, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486 "2018-06-05T20:58:13Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486/41 "2018-06-13T21:28:06Z")
If I could talk to inhabitants of other Planets via the Internet. ---
**Author:** ![CCitizen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4af34b/32.png) [@CCitizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CCitizen)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486/42 "2018-06-13T21:40:16Z")
I would be shocked if it turned out that most people to whom I talk do not exist outside the Internet. ---
**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486/43 "2018-06-13T22:44:47Z")
Real proof of magic or god. Not what could serve as proof? (sorry, that a whole nuther thread):eek:šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486/44 "2018-06-13T22:59:49Z")
Incredible abs in just 7 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2018, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486/45 "2018-06-13T23:12:12Z")
A real, non-addictive pain reliever that works without sedation. With a side effect that makes you nice. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486/46 "2018-06-14T00:54:23Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > ā€œFormer President Barack Obama was arrested last night on charges of domestic abuse in connection with an apparently cocaine-fueled incident between him, the former First Lady, and a person described as a ā€˜personal friend of the Presidentā€™ā€¦ā€ Check the conspiracy sites. Iā€™m pretty sure that oneā€™s around somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![River\_Hippie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/river_hippie/32/26_2.png) [@River\_Hippie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/River_Hippie)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486/47 "2018-06-14T02:20:43Z")
Trump having a 3 digit IQ. ---
**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486/48 "2018-06-14T03:40:49Z")
> [@BobBitchin](#): > > Real proof of magic or god. > > Not what could serve as proof? (sorry, that a whole nuther thread):eek:šŸ˜ƒ The word Not should have been the word now. ---
**Author:** ![dorvann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df705f/32.png) [@dorvann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dorvann)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486/49 "2018-06-14T04:17:36Z")
David Icke is right. All the worldā€™s top leaders are actually shapeshifting reptilian extraterrestrials. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486/50 "2018-06-15T00:45:27Z")
Lots of things would be astonishing and fascinating, but shocking? As in ā€œno! It CANā€™t be!ā€? Iā€™ll go with if any of the nutty conspiracy theories turned out to be absolutely true. P.S. John Kennedyā€™s assassination being a conspiracy wouldnā€™t be that amazing. More like, if the world really was ~6000 years old, or if secret societies controlled the world. ---
**Author:** ![epbrown01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ba0ec/32.png) [@epbrown01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epbrown01)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486/51 "2018-06-15T02:13:52Z")
Learning on George RR Martinā€™s death that he finished the GoT books years ago and just didnā€™t publish them. ---
**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2018, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486/52 "2018-06-15T02:22:34Z")
The skies open and a being appears and says that all of existence is just a computer simulation occurring in a higher dimension. Also that since the experiment is done the simulation is going to be shut down in 4 days. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-shock-you-the-most/815486.md?page=2)