# What would the Bizarro Dope be like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 11, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918 "2014-12-11T04:38:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/1 "2014-12-11T04:38:47Z")
“Spreading ignorance since 1973.” What else? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/2 "2014-12-11T04:44:11Z")
Nuttin but a bunch of ignant cunts 1000s of pages of “debates” with myopic opinions instead of … Well … never mind on that one. Nobody watches Star Trek or Simpsons Avatars! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/3 "2014-12-11T04:44:23Z")
Father **Der Trihs** ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/4 "2014-12-11T04:46:28Z")
Up Yours, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/5 "2014-12-11T04:48:34Z")
Truthful Virgin ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/6 "2014-12-11T04:51:11Z")
Conservapedia? ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/7 "2014-12-11T04:51:11Z")
In Bizarro Dope, goat felch you! ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/8 "2014-12-11T04:52:14Z")
[ul] [li]Hi Opal[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Flywheel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Flywheel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flywheel)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/9 "2014-12-11T05:14:41Z")
**Marley** was dead: to begin with. ---
**Author:** ![Erdosain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/erdosain/32/7284_2.png) [@Erdosain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erdosain)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/10 "2014-12-11T05:23:40Z")
A community of well-adjusted, smart, mentally healthy, socially adept people who tip and dress appropriately? ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/11 "2014-12-11T05:27:07Z")
Me have 1290s-style life ray… ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/12 "2014-12-11T05:31:23Z")
> [@Erdosain](#): > > A community of well-adjusted, smart, mentally healthy, socially adept people who tip and dress appropriately? That’s just going too far. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/13 "2014-12-11T05:44:03Z")
> [@Erdosain](#): > > A community of well-adjusted, smart, mentally healthy, socially adept people who tip and dress appropriately? And yet have a near-universal self-appraisal as the stupidest, least attractive bunch on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/14 "2014-12-11T05:54:16Z")
The mods’ decisions never are questioned and are accepted by everybody, no matter who’s affected. Posters always start threads in the correct forum. Spammers never bother to sign up. ---
**Author:** ![GIGObuster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gigobuster/32/421_2.png) [@GIGObuster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GIGObuster)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/15 "2014-12-11T06:16:58Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Conservapedia? [Carnival Operator] We Have A WINNAH! [/CO] ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/16 "2014-12-11T07:59:34Z")
The MMP would be the Monday Morning Pitting, and the thread regulars would be cursing and hurling insults at each other. ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/17 "2014-12-11T08:04:14Z")
It would be named Bent Genius. > [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Avatars! And giant, animated signatures. With _sound._ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/18 "2014-12-11T09:15:36Z")
Aunt Cecilia? “You boys run along, now,” ---
**Author:** ![Didactylos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@Didactylos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Didactylos)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/19 "2014-12-11T09:28:47Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > “Spreading ignorance since 1973.” > > What else? “(it’s way easier than we anticipated)” Join Date: Oct 2000. Why am I not surprised. ---
**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/20 "2014-12-11T10:25:59Z")
> [@Erdosain](#): > > A community of well-adjusted, smart, mentally healthy, socially adept people who tip and dress appropriately? Hey! I tip! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918.md?page=2)