# What would the Bizarro Dope be like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 11, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918 "2014-12-11T04:38:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sefton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Sefton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sefton)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/21 "2014-12-11T11:52:08Z")
In a disagreement, factual statements can be countered with “Unsubstantiated opinion?” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/22 "2014-12-11T12:08:55Z")
Nearly everyone believes Paterno, Sandusky, and Crosby innocent. Except for **SA** who tries to prove their obvious guilt, using a demonstration involving an eggplant. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/23 "2014-12-11T12:19:08Z")
Just yesterday someone posted something like, “That question is too hard and long to explain here. I’m not trying to be a smart ass” and I said he was posting to Bizzaro Dope. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/24 "2014-12-11T12:26:27Z")
Moved to MPSIMS from Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/25 "2014-12-11T12:49:15Z")
It would be just like the majority of the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/26 "2014-12-11T12:57:59Z")
> [@panache45](#): > > “Spreading ignorance since 1973.” “It’s not taking as long as we thought” ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/27 "2014-12-11T13:06:55Z")
“I agree with your view 100%, your points are clear and well stated, your sources impeccable!” “Don’t fret about the spelling, we know what you mean !” “Congrats on using that big word exactly right!” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/28 "2014-12-11T13:16:35Z")
leetspeak. All leetspeak. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/29 "2014-12-11T13:27:07Z")
All forms of witnessing will be met with multiple posts of “Praise Jesus!” Posters will constantly acknowledge that they have nothing better to do. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/30 "2014-12-11T13:31:02Z")
“You should stay with him/her because he/she is clearly worth it and you guys are meant to be together.” “Cite” would be replaced with “Anec”. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/31 "2014-12-11T13:51:17Z")
Everybody would already know all the answers to questions about poop and periods. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/32 "2014-12-11T14:01:09Z")
First! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/33 "2014-12-11T14:02:47Z")
This is no time for stupid jokes. ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/34 "2014-12-11T14:15:58Z")
Conservatives lay down with liberals. Atheists and Christians agree on holiday decorations. Every topic is met with a chorus of “you are so right!”. Airplanes all over Bizarro world routinely take off from treadmills. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/35 "2014-12-11T14:32:45Z")
Me as a mod? ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/36 "2014-12-11T14:35:12Z")
“I know exactly what Kwanzaa is about, and let me tell you.” ---
**Author:** ![August\_West](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/august_west/32/18069_2.png) [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/37 "2014-12-11T14:37:34Z")
We’ve seen it, it was the Left Behind message board. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/38 "2014-12-11T15:04:11Z")
[Madness!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpl4wkWMJtE) ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/39 "2014-12-11T15:19:48Z")
[Timecube](http://www.timecube.com/) would be the goto for all references that weren’t invented by the poster. BTW, if you click the link and read past three or four sentences, I will not be responsible for whatever the cost to replace your monitor will be, nor your sanity… ---
**Author:** ![RealityChuck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/realitychuck/32/195_2.png) [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/40 "2014-12-11T15:23:05Z")
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