# What would the Bizarro Dope be like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 11, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918 "2014-12-11T04:38:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/41 "2014-12-11T15:34:03Z")
The Master is Rush Limbaugh. ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/42 "2014-12-11T16:09:47Z")
You mean this isn’t it? 😕 Guess I’ll have to go out and try to find it, then. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/43 "2014-12-11T16:12:12Z")
No threads would ever be closed. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/44 "2014-12-11T16:13:37Z")
Established posters would click on the links in spam threads, purchase the product, and then provide testimonials in the thread. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/45 "2014-12-11T16:30:35Z")
> [@Erdosain](#): > > A community of well-adjusted, smart, mentally healthy, socially adept people who tip and dress appropriately? Oh the horror; let’s hope this never happens. Never. FTR I’m doing my part to prevent this from happening. ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/46 "2014-12-11T16:36:58Z")
I really don’t understand heterosexuals. First of all, you should never be able to marry. ---
**Author:** ![Hampshire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hampshire/32/4887_2.png) [@Hampshire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hampshire)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/47 "2014-12-11T16:37:41Z")
Fuck off Opal! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/48 "2014-12-11T16:39:56Z")
The plural of anecote is data. Twickster banned for not cursing and not engaging in enough ad hominems. When I say I don’t know the answer, everyone says “Cite.” RickJay thinks baseball is for pussies. Absence of evidence is evidence. We go to the Pit to write nice things about each other ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/49 "2014-12-11T17:31:56Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Moved to MPSIMS from Cafe Society. Moved from MPSIMS to Great Debates. in Bizarro Dope ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/50 "2014-12-11T17:34:56Z")
“How dare you not declaw your cat? Don’t you care about your furniture!?” ---
**Author:** ![Calatin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/439d5e/32.png) [@Calatin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calatin)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/51 "2014-12-11T17:48:06Z")
“I completely understand this normal, human behavior.” ---
**Author:** ![Misnomer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misnomer/32/14897_2.png) [@Misnomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Misnomer)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/52 "2014-12-11T17:49:15Z")
YouTube comments. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/53 "2014-12-11T17:50:36Z")
Baker’s Dozen game requires you to name 13 things with absolutely nothing in common. Astorian WON on _ **Jeopardy!** _ Unfortunately, only the last place contestant keeps the money. ---
**Author:** ![CheshireKat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheshirekat/32/1207_2.png) [@CheshireKat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheshireKat)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/54 "2014-12-11T17:57:53Z")
The thread with the largest number of viewers and posters would be "_Ayn Rand is the Savior of the World. Post only if you agree."_ ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/55 "2014-12-11T18:07:45Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Nearly everyone believes Paterno, Sandusky, and Crosby innocent. Except for **SA** who tries to prove their obvious guilt, using a demonstration involving an eggplant. What did David Crosby do? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/56 "2014-12-11T18:18:26Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > What did David Crosby do? Norm. In bizarro world, Norm Crosby is a rapist. ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/57 "2014-12-11T18:22:13Z")
Of course pictures and avatars are allowed! It’s not 1995! ---
**Author:** ![erysichthon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d07c76/32.png) [@erysichthon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erysichthon)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/58 "2014-12-11T18:26:25Z")
_The Phantom Menace_ is everyone’s favorite movie, and _The Princess Bride_ is considered the worst film ever made. Dopers brag about how much TV they watch, and laugh about how they’re always late for everything. Grammatical errors in posts go unnoticed. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/59 "2014-12-11T18:32:00Z")
Searches are instantaneous and there is no wait time in between them. There is no maximum edit window. You can edit your post days, or even years later. The administrators can actually make changes to the forum without beseeching some overworked IT guy. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/60 "2014-12-11T18:36:11Z")
> [@astorian](#): > > Baker’s Dozen game requires you to name 13 things with absolutely nothing in common. And then other posters remove the things from the list one by one until they’re all gone. The person who removes the last item posts a new list of thirteen. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918.md?page=4)