# What would the Bizarro Dope be like? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 11, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918 "2014-12-11T04:38:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/61 "2014-12-11T18:42:21Z")
> [@erysichthon](#): > > Grammatical errors in posts go unnoticed. ur rong bowt dat alturnet gramer & speling & punktooashun r sellibrated cuz thay sho wur knot bounded bi da olefashun roolz o langwej wee bee fre 2 rite da wey wee wanted 2 ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/62 "2014-12-11T18:45:26Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > ur rong bowt dat alturnet gramer & speling & punktooashun r sellibrated cuz thay sho wur knot bounded bi da olefashun roolz o langwej wee bee fre 2 rite da wey wee wanted 2 Tin Fore! Rite awn! Ture! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/63 "2014-12-11T18:47:10Z")
Those of us participating in the deathpool threads have resigned ourselves to the constant police surveillance that results from our uncannily accurate predictions of upcoming celebrity deaths. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/64 "2014-12-11T21:16:43Z")
Controversial statements are met with “That sounds good - I will take your word for it”. George Bush would be widely considered the greatest President of modern times. There would be half a dozen threads saying “You believe the Holocaust happened? How gullible can you get?” And, of course - [QUOTE=Freudian Slit] Up Yours, Shodan [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/65 "2014-12-11T21:19:59Z")
Ambivalid would be infamous for rants complaining that he should be able to park in handicapped spots at Baskin Robbins, because he’s just going take a minute or two to walk his fat ass in and get more ice cream. ---
**Author:** ![Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/half_man_half_wit/32/21766_2.png) [@Half\_Man\_Half\_Wit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Half_Man_Half_Wit)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/66 "2014-12-11T21:34:28Z")
Nobody believes we went to the moon, and the occasional ‘falser’ is demolished in hundred-page long threads. Everybody agrees on the right way to hang toilet paper. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/67 "2014-12-11T21:51:18Z")
Posters with the most recent join date will be the most trusted and respected. ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/68 "2014-12-11T23:24:15Z")
The Straight Dope doesn’t need to be posted to the Internet. Everybody just KNOWS! “Uncle Cecil” is a 15 member cabal of dementia patients. ---
**Author:** ![LC\_Strawhouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e19adc/32.png) [@LC\_Strawhouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LC_Strawhouse)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/69 "2014-12-12T00:05:22Z")
“I think that \ may be _over_-rated.” ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/70 "2014-12-12T00:09:39Z")
Personal insults am not permitted in the Pit. Personal insults am _required_ in all other forums. Failure to insult posters in forums (other than the Pit) am a banning offense. Only banned posters am allowed to post. ETA: All posters am required to be jerk. More ETA: Hamsters am well fed. Hamsters am hard working. Board am fast. Only paid members get to see ads. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/71 "2014-12-12T01:03:40Z")
Cats? Meh. Take 'em or leave 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/72 "2014-12-12T02:41:15Z")
Slug Signorino is renowned for his tasteful and understated artwork. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Nylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/77aa72/32.png) [@Mr.Nylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Nylock)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/73 "2014-12-12T02:48:52Z")
Kenny G would be considered a great and under appreciated artist. ---
**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/74 "2014-12-12T02:51:10Z")
> [@Mr.Nylock](#): > > Kenny G would be considered a great and under appreciated artist. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/75 "2014-12-12T02:56:00Z")
Bizarro Dope has cool smilies, even some animated ones. And the admins even add new ones on request. Also, you can embed YouTube videos, not just post links. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/76 "2014-12-12T03:07:09Z")
No ideas intrigue us and we would not like to subscribe to anyone’s newsletter. Rio by Duran Duran would be just another song and the Mariannas would be just another trench. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/77 "2014-12-12T11:41:13Z")
My kids haven’t been diagnosed with any disorders and frankly aren’t all that bright, much like me at their age. Reading sucks, and so does bacon. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/78 "2014-12-12T14:16:59Z")
Posters complain in ATMB because the mods respond immediately, and post clear and detailed explanations of the rulings. **Bricker** keeps getting warned for diving into threads and posting “Who gives a fuck what the law says? Just do whatever seems right.” Pimple threads drop off the front page because no one opens them. **Opal** faked her death, and **Wally7** didn’t. **Skald the Rhymer** keeps pestering the mods to have the Poll function disabled. And Ed Zotti really is Cecil Adams. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/79 "2014-12-12T16:11:48Z")
> [@kunilou](#): > > No ideas intrigue us and we would not like to subscribe to anyone’s newsletter. > > Rio by Duran Duran would be just another song and the Mariannas would be just another trench. Let us form a resistance movement to defy our new Overlords! ---
**Author:** ![UltraVires](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/ecccb3/32.png) [@UltraVires](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UltraVires)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2014, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/80 "2014-12-12T17:34:31Z")
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