# What would the Bizarro Dope be like?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 11, 2014, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918 "2014-12-11T04:38:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/101 "2014-12-16T17:28:43Z")

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> [@elbows](#):
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> “I agree with your view 100%, your points are clear and well stated, your sources impeccable!”
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> “Don’t fret about the spelling, we know what you mean !”
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> “Congrats on using that big word exactly right!”

not nunff gsklamashon marks mwn nd u usd caps and stuff lolwrorzors!!!

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**Author:** ![Cara\_mel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/22d042/32.png) [@Cara\_mel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cara_mel)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/102 "2014-12-17T01:10:08Z")

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_I_ am the most prolific poster with an opinion on everything.  
\*\*Rick \*\*and **Gary T** are always asking for advice about what to do about their Check Engine Light.

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**Author:** ![Mr.Miskatonic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.miskatonic/32/310_2.png) [@Mr.Miskatonic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Miskatonic)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/103 "2014-12-17T04:26:25Z")

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“I freezing your cat”

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**Author:** ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/104 "2014-12-17T04:27:31Z")

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> [@Mr.Miskatonic](#):
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> “I freezing your cat”

Wins the thread! 😃

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**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/105 "2014-12-17T04:35:10Z")

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> [@Zeldar](#):
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> Wins the thread! 😃

No, I think **Cara mel** wins.

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**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/106 "2014-12-17T04:45:25Z")

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Isn’t that [GAME] a little childish for you?

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-the-bizarro-dope-be-like/706918/107 "2014-12-17T15:00:02Z")

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People will only answer a question if they’re sure it IS for someone’s homework.

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