Maybe they can get Mark Rich to come in and give a guest lecture in the companion class, “How to buy a presidential pardon; 3 easy steps”
“The Definition of ‘Is’”
“The President Who Shagged Them”
Republicans who just cant let it fucking lie 101
Republicans who really are too scared to look at their own administration that they constantly have to point back at Clintons administration as the root of all evil like a broken record of shreiking harpies 101
give it a fucking rest.
Mech 232/ Bio 309: Non-industrial applications for and uses of Teflon.
Meteorology 403: Air mass prediction, using moistened digits.
Bitter?
And how come no one has tapped into rich comedic vein of Hillary? (Maybe it’s not that rich - I can’t think of any good ones.)
Twist, I think you need to sign up for my new course entitled “Lighten the Fuck Up.”
Republican LIes, Treason and Mendacity 101
Foreign Policy 101 - Haitians Welcome, Not, Welcome, Not, Welcome, Not
Foreign Policy 112 - How to Influence People with Cruise Missiles
Foreign Policy 124 - How to Not Stop a War in the Balkans in Three Easy Steps
Domestic Policy 101 - Wild Times in Waco
Elective - How to appoint a female Attorney General who doesn’t have skeletons in her closet
How to Polarize Politics for Years to Come
Communism 301 - How to deceive the American voters into thinking your “American ideals” are in their best interest. Field trip, lab and communist crackpot wife/baggage extra.
And students of the ‘Polarizing Politics’ class may use japatlgt’s post as an example.
Or you can take the course taught by AirmanDoors, USAF:
How to be a Toady and Tout the Status Quo for Dummies
Well, for Hastur the class would be something like
How Almost Half the Population Can Condone Lawbreaking by the Chief Executive 101
OR
How Can So Many People Be Fooled 101
How to Sell Out the Left Who Helped Elect You 201
How to Suck Up to China 101
Of course, I voted for hin twice and I’d probably do so again, considering the alternatives…
Or even this one:
Stopping Terrorism After The WTC Bombing, the OK City Bombing, the Embassy Bombings, the Khobar Towers Bombing, and the USS Cole Bombing.
I heard it was a very short class. I think it only involved something about indiscriminately launching some missiles, and pretty much nothing else.
Would’t you have to spend most of the semester on the Nixon and Reagan administrations first?
Sure would, Dr. Rieux. They were just as bad as Clinton was.
High Crimes and Misdemeanors
Free Elian–At Gunpoint!
Don’t Do Anything About Osama
The Devil Wears a Blue (GAP) Dress
Our First Black President
I would tell you to think again, as you have no clue on my perspective, but that would assume you thought in the first place.
You attacked me, buddy.
With my response, I still didn’t get personal, per se, and yet this is the second time you’ve made a comment directly about me.
Anything else you have to say? Now’s the time, and here’s the place. Get it all off your chest. See what happens.
You see, I have no real beef with you or anyone else that has a difference of opinion, especially not in a joke thread like this one. You make it personal, though, and we’ll be some fightin’ MFs up in here.
So, keep it up.
Wow!
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