# What would you do? Bad, bad, bad beck's CNA is gonna get herself in trouble. I see it coming. She's very good to me, so I really hate this **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 9, 2022, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258 "2022-09-09T06:57:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/121 "2022-09-21T01:29:20Z")
Will they bring Sonic corn dogs??? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/122 "2022-09-21T01:29:49Z")
I can but hope. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/123 "2022-09-21T01:32:06Z")
I’m picturing a bag of food door dashed by a calico cat dressed in a delivery uniform. ---
**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/124 "2022-09-21T01:42:24Z")
Hi, Beck! Good to see you posting. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/125 "2022-09-21T02:03:10Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > So far…I’m not dead.🤕 I’m not dead! [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/DscJ5PFkZxQ/hqdefault.jpg "I’m Not Dead Yet ::: Monty Python") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DscJ5PFkZxQ) > [@kenobi\_65](#): > > Will they bring Sonic corn dogs??? The one Sonic up here closed recently. > **[A longtime national drive-in eatery has closed its only Whatcom County location](https://www.bellinghamherald.com/entertainment/restaurants/article265748636.html)** > > Known for its burgers and drinks, the drive-in opened in 2009. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/126 "2022-09-21T04:01:59Z")
Becky, Don’t lose that number… ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/127 "2022-09-21T04:13:05Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > So far…I’m not dead. How can we be sure? You might be lying to us! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/128 "2022-09-21T15:15:57Z")
Oh, I’m alive. If you ate what I had to eat for breakfast you’d know you were alive. Because you’d wish you were dead… They had oatmeal that was the consistency of concrete. They dipped it on a ‘plate’ with an ice cream dipper. One wonders how the concrete ‘BALL’ of oats would digest? Black charred bacon. (Really, I kinda like burnt bacon). And a blue berry muffin. Yep, hard as and about the size of a baseball. I’m not even gonna describe the juice. It’s just too awful…(it was very YELLOW) I gotta quit talking about it. My gag reflex wants to puke it all up ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/129 "2022-09-21T15:19:00Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > They had oatmeal that was the consistency of concrete. They dipped it on a ‘plate’ with an ice cream dipper. One wonders how the concrete ‘BALL’ of oats would digest? It ensures that you will be super-regular, I can tell you that much. As someone who loves oatmeal (when done well), and who actually worked on Quaker Oatmeal for several years, what you described is a crime against oat-manity. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/130 "2022-09-21T17:13:47Z")
> [@kenobi\_65](#): > > It ensures that you will be super-regular, I can tell you that much. And, from the More Jokes thread, > [@More Jokes](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/more-jokes/848629/2526): > > ### A man walks into a laxative shop. > > At checkout, the cashier asks, “Are you a new customer?” > > The man replies, “No, I’m fairly regular.” Glad to read you being awake and alert (well, relatively speaking 😉 ). Good luck, and God bless. We need more Beck around here. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/131 "2022-09-21T17:49:38Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > They dipped it on a ‘plate’ with an ice cream dipper. 😵 That is beyond appalling. Even with two scoops of ice cream it would be appalling. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/132 "2022-09-21T18:28:04Z")
The Li’l wrekker brought her Ma some Tacos and Tea. She’s in ‘Cat on a Hot tin roof’ She’s the lead ‘Maggie’ They’re performing it this week. So she has little time for Sick ol’ Ma right now. I’m glad to get whatever time she has to share ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dr.winston_oboogie/32/2945_2.png) [@Dr.Winston\_OBoogie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Winston_OBoogie)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/133 "2022-09-21T18:33:28Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > They’re performing it this week. Please tell me that someone is recording it for you! I’d hate for you to miss it! Been a long long time since I’ve seen the filmed version with Jessica Lange as Maggie the Cat, and Rip Torn as Big Daddy. Hope the Li’l wrekker does her proud! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/134 "2022-09-21T19:19:24Z")
Yes. They are recording it. The only version we’ve seen featured Elizabeth Taylor and Paul Newman. It’s a bit steamy. ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/135 "2022-09-21T22:14:28Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > 😵 That is beyond appalling. Even with two scoops of ice cream it would be appalling. Agreed. I love well-prepared oatmeal. That sounds horrible. Maybe they are buying the stuff horses eat instead of the stuff humans eat. Or gov’t surplus. I’m so glad Li’l Wrekker came to your rescue. Hey, maybe we can order meal delivery for you @Beckdawrek. ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/136 "2022-09-21T22:25:21Z")
Just what I was thinking. She deserves a quality breakfast. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2022, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/137 "2022-09-21T23:49:59Z")
I got Ivy and Son-of-a-Wrek, as well, Getting me stuff and I always have my bars and shakes. I’m really ok. Y’all castigate @Gatopescado. (No I did not say castrate!! Y’all get your minds out of the gutter) He’s telling me stuff I don’t understand. (Y’all know he’s really smart, No? Well he is.) I have holes in my brain. Not everybody springs back like me but I’m still lacking clear thought in some areas. He’s bad bad bad!🤕😁 ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/138 "2022-09-22T00:01:48Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > He’s telling me stuff I don’t understand. (Y’all know he’s really smart, No? Well he is.) I thought so. It’s a curse sometimes. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/139 "2022-09-22T20:41:14Z")
🐻 and 🐍 ---
**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/140 "2022-09-22T21:18:41Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Y’all castigate @Gatopescado. I think I tried it once and lived to regret it. 😬 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258.md?page=8)