# What would you do? Bad, bad, bad beck's CNA is gonna get herself in trouble. I see it coming. She's very good to me, so I really hate this

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**Created:** [September 9, 2022, 6:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258 "2022-09-09T06:57:01Z")\
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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
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> [@carnut](#):
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> I think I tried it once and lived to regret it. 😬 😉

I try to stay on his good side. It’s more fun that way. Besides, he was very kind when I was a Dope newbie and could of mocked my feeble efforts, but didn’t.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/142 "2022-09-23T03:24:05Z")

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ask him about his weenie dogs

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Y’all get your minds out of the gutter

You feeling a bit crowded in there? 😉

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
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I’m already down the storm drain😋

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**Author:** ![carnut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnut/32/3531_2.png) [@carnut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnut)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2022, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/145 "2022-09-23T20:48:07Z")

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> [@Morgyn](#):
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> You feeling a bit crowded in there? 😉

It’s full of the usual suspects, most are friends. 😄

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**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\
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> [@](#):
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> We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars

- Oscar Wilde, in “Lady Windermere’s Fan”

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/147 "2022-09-25T07:08:30Z")

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Oh, I found you SD. Oh pal, ol’ buddy of mine.  
But I’m asleep I thin.58%\*”"56&&7’6-\_3.

Oops.  
I’m

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
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Something. Nurse meany said go drean

She got a shots.  
I’m gone rat her in oout

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
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You OK, Beck? Just posting while medicated I hope?

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
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I hope, too. I’m a little concerned about the reference to shots.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-bad-bad-bad-becks-cna-is-gonna-get-herself-in-trouble-i-see-it-coming-shes-very-good-to-me-so-i-really-hate-this/971258/151 "2022-09-25T17:41:31Z")

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Oh, god.

How embarrassing.

That was … I don’t know.  
I was wakeful in the middle of the night.  
But I don’t remember posting at all.

Sorry

ETA. No one got shot. I think I meant injections in my line.

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
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The SDMB equivalent of the late-night text.

_hugs the Beck_ How are you feeling today?

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**Author:** ![nelliebly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nelliebly/32/5422_2.png) [@nelliebly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nelliebly)\
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It’s OK, Beck. We like your subconscious, too. Glad you’re OK.  
Question: Was there an actual shot?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
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I assume I got knock out drugs from an injection.

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**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\
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I figured shots meant injections. I was just worried that the substance injected led to the addled state.

Glad to see you’re back to our charming Beck.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
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Thank you, ol’buddy ol’pal of mine!!😵‍💫

All of you.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
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Shots are a routine part of nursing care. Insulin and heparin (blood thinner) are two of the common injections that can be administered at any time.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
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CNA Ivy came in and was full of questions.  
I told her all I knew  
So she set up her own surveyance.

Nurses are gossipy in this place(hospital on the third floor with a huge bedsheet sign out my window)

Ivy is a great spy. She’s small and quiet. They never give her much thought.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
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I have an insulin pump.  
I take my usual medicine. Surely they know this.

The only shots I get are pain meds.  
Or sleeping meds  
I have a pain button. I haven’t been pushing the button. I’m getting too much opiates.

I believe they’d rather not deal with me in the night.  
I make a big commotion because I’m fighting the application of more dope. (Not The Dope)

It’s all good I’m going back to the rehab tomorrow! Yay!!

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> It’s all good I’m going back to the rehab tomorrow! Yay!!

Fingers crossed for you, Beck!

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