# What would you do differently?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-differently/9530>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 15, 1999, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-differently/9530 "1999-10-15T16:42:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 1999, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-differently/9530/21 "1999-10-18T13:17:00Z")

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I would have moved to Seattle, and started the grunge movement long before Nirvana. I would also have invented the “Topsy Tail”. This is that cheap plastic loop that turns a boring pony tail into a work of hair art. The woman who invented it is rolling in dough.

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 1999, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-differently/9530/22 "1999-10-18T13:27:00Z")

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Well, 25 years back for me would make me only 9. I wouldn’t’ve had the capital to invest to make a fortune. And I doubt I could’ve convinced my dad to invest.

Things I could change: [ul]  
[li]Would I warn my sisters about problems in their marriages? Changing that would definately negate the existance of three of my nieces who are all very wonderful.[/li][li]Would I change my personal habits? I would definately stay away from booze. I think that zapped about half my income for my first 5 years out of college.[/li][li]Would I make the right decisions concerning “lost loves”? Again, this would negate the existance of my child-on-the-way.[/li][li]Would I warn celebrities of impending assassinations? Or would this implicate me?[/li][li]Even if I had memorized lotto numbers, would quantum mechanics & the uncertanty pricipal make different numbers come up anyway?[/ul][/li]  
So, I could definately make my life different. But better? I dunno…

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 1999, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-differently/9530/23 "1999-10-18T18:25:00Z")

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Maybe instead of saving John Lennon and Robert kennedy, who made their mark in the world, I should save the two kids in my high school class who died before they had a chance to do everything.

And if I hadn’t married my first wife, I wouldn’t have made a series of decisions and taken the resulting career and life actions that got me here today.

But I probably would have bought the Ford Maverick instead of the '72 AMC Gremlin.

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**Author:** ![Powers106](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@Powers106](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Powers106)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 1999, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-differently/9530/24 "1999-10-18T19:31:00Z")

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I have to say that I loved “Replay” as well. I’ve been recommending the book for years (having long since lent and lost my copy) and scanning bookshelves hoping for some kind of sequel - too bad he’s never done one.

This point:

“Well, 25 years back for me would make me only 9. I wouldn’t’ve had the capital to invest to make a fortune. And I doubt I could’ve convinced my dad to invest.”

is interesting because I think that it would have been difficult to convince my father to invest (especially at 9 years old, for example) but if I “predicted” all the top stocks and companies over a period of time (say the entire 4th grade and maybe part of summer school!) I bet he’d eventually listen.

Anyway, it would be fun to try…

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**Author:** ![Nickrz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@Nickrz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickrz)\
**Post date:** [October 18, 1999, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-differently/9530/25 "1999-10-18T22:04:00Z")

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## Please continue the pleasant fantasies in MPSIMS.

Nickrz  
GQ Mod

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**Author:** ![heatherlee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d6d6ee/32.png) [@heatherlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heatherlee)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 1999, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-differently/9530/26 "1999-10-19T23:07:00Z")

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I would change my whole childhood. maybe make it more momorable…or hell even a little memorable.

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 1999, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-differently/9530/27 "1999-10-19T23:11:00Z")

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I never would have believed her when she said “I Love You”.

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“She’s nothin but a little lyin’ ass bitch… I know she says she loves you but you know she don’t care…”

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**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\
**Post date:** [October 19, 1999, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-differently/9530/28 "1999-10-19T23:48:00Z")

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Mother’s Day 1988: I would have interrupted my cousin’s phone conversation and warned her that her 3 year old son was heading for the pool. ☹

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