# What would you do for $1.00
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [June 12, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174 "2000-06-12T23:04:52Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/1 "2000-06-12T23:04:52Z")
If someone offered you a dollar to go eat off of someone else’s plate at a restaurant, would you do it? And you can’t be drunk either because I know that I’ll do just about **anything** when I’m drunk.
What else would you do for a buck? Would you moon someone, would you streak across a busy campus? What can I get you people to do for $1?
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### Author:  [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/2 "2000-06-12T23:07:43Z")
I’ll reply to this thread.
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### Author:  [@winky99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/winky99)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/3 "2000-06-12T23:09:09Z")
I won’t even do that.
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2000, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/4 "2000-06-12T23:15:58Z")
Eat a Milk Bone.
Flash you with my bra on.
Kiss Cecil on the cheek.
Kiss Ed on the lips.
Have sex with Omni.
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/5 "2000-06-12T23:17:12Z")
That would be Omniscient, not the other one!
😃
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2000, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/6 "2000-06-12T23:24:50Z")
Screw you 'til you cry “Uncle!”
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### Author:  [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2000, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/7 "2000-06-12T23:37:01Z")
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> Screw you 'til you cry “Uncle!”
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For $1!! Gee, I thought I meant more than that to you!
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/8 "2000-06-12T23:41:01Z")
A lot more. But I’d _show_ you for a buck!
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### Author:  [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/9 "2000-06-12T23:41:23Z")
I think that for a dollar you would have to be willing to do it to begin with Rachelle. Assuming this is the case, as is my list, means ChiefScott would have done it anyway.
😃
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### Author:  [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2000, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/10 "2000-06-12T23:46:33Z")
I’d look at Rach naked.
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### Author:  [@Oncle\_Biere\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oncle_Biere_1)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2000, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/11 "2000-06-12T23:49:26Z")
For $1 I’ll bring your beer over to you.
(The $1 is for the barkeep. He will earn it before this night is over.)
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### Author:  [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)
#### Post date: [June 12, 2000, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/12 "2000-06-12T23:57:59Z")
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> A lot more. But I’d _show_ you for a buck!
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So I have to give **you** $1 before you show me. That doesn’t seem right!
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### Author:  [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/13 "2000-06-13T00:23:02Z")
But then you can claim expenses as a tax deduction.
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/14 "2000-06-13T00:55:17Z")
A buck? Nah. Youse guys is my friends. I’d do just about anything for you, and I’d do it for free.
Just look at the picture I took of Omniscient’s butt. I put my face up close to that butt to get that shot. And I did it for no charge.
Of course, Omni does have a nice butt, so it wasn’t exactly a bad thing…
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### Author:  [@MysterEcks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysterEcks)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/15 "2000-06-13T04:06:52Z")
I’d be willing to call you for 20 minutes, since I can get all my long distance calls for under a buck. (Terry Bradshaw wouldn’t lie.)
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### Author:  [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/16 "2000-06-13T04:11:08Z")
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> Just look at the picture I took of Omniscient’s butt. I put my face up close to that butt to get that shot. And I did it for no charge.
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Heck, I’d _pay_ a dollar to have that privilege! Maybe _two!_
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### Author:  [@fnord1966](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fnord1966)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/17 "2000-06-13T04:20:02Z")
anything when your drunk? man, i must be missing out on a lot, (ive never been drunk) for a buck? yeah i would eat of of someone elses plate, i would do a lot of things for a buck, it all depends on who is asking me to do somehting, if it is the right person i would do anyhting for a dollar. up to and including running naked through the city singing cartoon theme songs
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### Author:  [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/18 "2000-06-13T05:11:38Z")
techchick said
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> Flash you with my bra on.
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pulling out a sackie…
and how much for that flash with your bra off, hmmmm?
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### Author:  [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/19 "2000-06-13T05:15:18Z")
i’ll give you four quarters for a buck.
but if you really want, and actually beg on your knees as well, i’ll give you a nice big wet sloppy kiss.
i’ll eat off other peoples plates for free though. 😃
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### Author:  [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)
#### Post date: [June 13, 2000, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/20 "2000-06-13T14:59:18Z")
I’ll be quiet for a buck, or let you win an arguement. Now, if we were talking about a buck two eighty, then there’s a lot of things I’d do. (uh oh, letting my Wisconsin upbringing show through)
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