# What would you do for $1.00 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 12, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174 "2000-06-12T23:04:52Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/21 "2000-06-13T15:08:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > i’ll give you four quarters for a buck. > > but if you really want, and actually beg on your knees as well, i’ll give you a nice big wet sloppy kiss. > > i’ll eat off other peoples plates for free though. 😃 > \*\* I’ll take a big wet sloppy kiss but I won’t beg for it. Well, maybe I will beg for it. Where’s this kiss gonna be planted? ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/22 "2000-06-13T16:15:37Z")
Once upon a time a friend of mine dared a friend of his to eat a piece of dog shit, for a buck a chew. He only made it to five before he threw up. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/23 "2000-06-13T16:47:57Z")
**Rachelle** , for you, i’ll even tounge the alphabet with a kiss in between each letter 😃 and you don’t have to beg for that, i enjoy it. as for where… use your imagination… ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/24 "2000-06-13T18:01:26Z")
I licked a plunger for a dollar. The inside part. And someone had used it not an hour before. I didn’t live that one down in the two years I had left in high school. Guess why I chose to go to a school where nobody knew me from HS . . . Patrick ---
**Author:** ![Al\_Phosgene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/51bf81/32.png) [@Al\_Phosgene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al_Phosgene)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2000, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/25 "2000-06-13T18:19:22Z")
I’ll stop in my tracks and pick a penny out of the gutter 100 times. Then I toss the penny into the next fountain I see. It always cheers me up and seems quite the bargain. ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/26 "2000-06-14T14:18:08Z")
i think for a buck, i might also dance naked for your personal pleasure, but i would expect tips during the dancing. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/27 "2000-06-14T15:02:43Z")
One poster here sold his sould for a dollar. He got it in the mail. * * * Yer pal, Satan _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Two months, five days, 13 hours, 3 minutes and 27 seconds. 2661 cigarettes not smoked, saving $332.72. Life saved: 1 week, 2 days, 5 hours, 45 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ed655f/32.png) [@Crown\_Prince\_of\_Irony](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crown_Prince_of_Irony)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/28 "2000-06-14T16:52:51Z")
When I was in the Navy, I drank the foulest conconction in the known universe for $1. It was in a pint glas, and had tequila, Jagermeister, Kahlua, Killian’s Red Beer, and God knows what else in it. I chugged it, threw up within a couple minutes, and never even got my dollar. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/29 "2000-06-14T16:57:41Z")
Concerning most of the things listed here… Well, I’d do them for free. In fact, I might even pay a buck to do them. And by **most** , I mean that there is not enough beer in the world to get me to jump in the sack with Omniscient. ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/30 "2000-06-14T19:29:22Z")
Oh Rachelle, Rachelle Rachelle… Where to begin? How about I give _you_ the buck, and we’ll see what happens…😉 ---
**Author:** ![GreenEyes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f9ae1b/32.png) [@GreenEyes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreenEyes)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/31 "2000-06-14T19:54:28Z")
\ See! All you can eat for under a buck!! 😃 😃 Ok, I can’t believe I said that either :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/32 "2000-06-14T20:36:35Z")
hehe, :::lookin up at **GreenEyes** ::: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/33 "2000-06-14T23:18:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > hehe, > :::lookin up at **GreenEyes** ::: > 😛 > \*\* Hey now… aren’t you supposed to be dancing for me? ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/34 "2000-06-14T23:50:07Z")
How did I know that my name would come up in this thread before I even opened it? Anyways ladies…if only a dollar could buy a plane ticket… ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/35 "2000-06-15T00:38:01Z")
Omni, I am just using you for a cover…I got my sights on someone else. Well, okay, I admit it wouldn’t take much \< giggle \> ---
**Author:** ![soulsling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@soulsling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/soulsling)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2000, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/36 "2000-06-15T01:18:51Z")
well hey **Rachelle** , were’s my dollar? and, i can dance and oggle at the same time. i’m talented. esecially with my tounge 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Show\_Biz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Show\_Biz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Show_Biz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2000, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/37 "2000-12-08T20:59:29Z")
I would boost your old, but still as good as ever, thread for $1. (Address is below. I accept Visa :D) ---
**Author:** ![hypergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/49beb7/32.png) [@hypergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hypergirl)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/38 "2000-12-09T01:40:46Z")
I have a friend who was going around givning people lap dances for a dollar. I was also once jokingly given a dollar after giving head. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/39 "2000-12-09T01:46:01Z")
Depends if it’s Canadian or American 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2000, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174/40 "2000-12-09T01:47:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Persephone \* > \*\*A buck? Nah. Youse guys is my friends. I’d do just about anything for you, and I’d do it for free. \*\* Once again … considering the possibilities … [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-00/22174.md?page=3)