# What would you do for $1.000.000.00?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-000-000-00/404081>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [May 14, 2007, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-000-000-00/404081 "2007-05-14T19:40:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-000-000-00/404081/41 "2007-05-15T19:36:02Z")

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And an ear. 😃

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-000-000-00/404081/42 "2007-05-15T22:15:47Z")

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Watch a Tony Snow press conference and not get pissed. Might require sedation.  
Say something nice about Cheney.

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**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2007, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-000-000-00/404081/43 "2007-05-15T23:04:03Z")

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[QUOTE=gonzomax]  
Say something nice about Cheney.  
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He is an efficient converter of oxygen to carbon dioxide.

What do I win?

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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2007, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-000-000-00/404081/44 "2007-05-16T04:25:26Z")

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I’d buy you a monkey (cause I know you always wanted a monkey.)

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