# What would you do for $1 million?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-million/412317>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 18, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-million/412317 "2007-07-18T22:38:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-million/412317/41 "2007-07-20T11:22:06Z")

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[QUOTE=groman]  
I see now I would also have to compete with cat-ass-lickers, so if you really want an interesting show (it might take more than 15 minutes), and you can guarantee immunity, and offer much more than a million dollars (I’m not sure how much yet, I’m thinking about it, probably at least $10 mil):

I can catch, slaughter and butcher an audience member of my choice, then cook their liver and eat it. 😉  
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With or without Fava beans?

We need to know

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**Author:** ![groman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@groman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/groman)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-million/412317/42 "2007-07-20T14:14:42Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
With or without Fava beans?

We need to know  
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I’ll take the wine but pass on the beans.

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2007, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1-million/412317/43 "2007-07-20T17:36:16Z")

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[QUOTE=Mangetout]  
See that’s why I wouldn’t even attempt it - there’s no way I could compete with you cats-ass-lickers. Oh, I know people will say “but if you saw the money, you’d capitulate and lick the cat’s ass”. No, I really wouldn’t. Not for a million, not for ten million. I will not lick it here or there, I will not lick it anywhere.  
Someone else gets the million. I get to stay poor and occasionally wistfully regret not being brave enough. That’s better, IMO, than being rich and occasionally remembering that I licked a cat’s ass.  
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If you’ll notice **Sgt Schwartz** said _liking_ the cats ass. Subtle difference I know,but a difference none the less. I’d take a million on a technicality.

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