# What would you do for $1000.
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1000/200368
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [September 8, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1000/200368 "2003-09-08T20:15:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
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### Author:  [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1000/200368/1 "2003-09-08T20:15:35Z")
I thought about a million. I considered 100,000. But considering what I have seen people do for just 50,000 (Fear Factor), I thought I would need to lower the reward to something a little more disturbing.
Would you eat disgusting things that ChefGuy might like?
Would you stand in the bathroom while Lieu is taking care of business?
Would you slap PolyCarp and call him foul names?
Would you use the word “fat” in a post?
Would you pose naked, covered in chocolate sauce sitting atop of a freshly shorn goat?
Feel free to give your own suggestions.
anyody seen my prozac?
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### Author:  [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1000/200368/2 "2003-09-08T20:41:53Z")
Would I do any of that stuff??? Fat chance of that happening!
DOH!:smack:
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### Author:  [@raz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raz)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1000/200368/3 "2003-09-08T21:00:12Z")
Heck, I’d do each of those for ten bucks. I’m poor.
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1000/200368/4 "2003-09-08T21:07:12Z")
Move this to IMHO? Aw, hell. I’d do that for nothing. Which is good, 'cuz that’s exactly what I’ll get. Except maybe some enmity. Which would be all right. I’m almost out of it.
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### Author:  [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1000/200368/5 "2003-09-08T21:21:43Z")
Disgusting is as disgusting does…
I’m an OB/GYN nurse, so it’s pretty hard to scare me or even come close to grossing me out.
Would you do a vag exam on a hysterical 16 year old while her gangsta boyfriend glowered over you?
Would you get on the floor with a 375 lb. mom when she goes into a squat and starts pushing?
Bring on the chocolate sauce, baby; I ain’t scared of no goat!
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### Author:  [@TeaElle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TeaElle)
#### Post date: [September 8, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1000/200368/6 "2003-09-08T21:42:55Z")
For $1000, I’d:
Kiss Bill Clinton on the cheek and pretend I liked it. No, wait, not Bill Clinton, that’s too ooky. George Stephanopolous, maybe.
Eat one bite of dead (cooked) animal carcass. (What you weirdo carnivores call “meat.”)
Appear on a stupid game show, like the syndicated “Weakest Link” in an ugly shirt.
Let my mother in law keep BabyTeaElle for an overnight stay.
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### Author:  [@rostfrei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rostfrei)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2003, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1000/200368/7 "2003-09-09T01:04:25Z")
I’d walk my dogs around the block in the nude. I wonder if $1000 would get me out of jail??
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### Author:  [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2003, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1000/200368/8 "2003-09-09T01:23:03Z")
- Spend 3 minutes in a cage with a troop of facaes slinging monkeys.
And there’s _no way in hell_ I’m taking on **Cyn** ’s job unless I get paid US$100,000.
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### Author:  [@Standup\_Karmic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Standup_Karmic)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1000/200368/9 "2003-09-09T01:55:04Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by rostfrei \*
> **I’d walk my dogs around the block in the nude.**
What do your dogs normally wear during a walk??
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### Author:  [@DreadCthulhu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DreadCthulhu)
#### Post date: [September 9, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-1000/200368/10 "2003-09-09T02:47:29Z")
A $1000? Heck, I would \* kill \* for that much spending cash.