# What would you do for a Million tax free dollars?

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 18, 2001, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-a-million-tax-free-dollars/82318 "2001-09-18T02:34:09Z")\
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**Author:** ![pohjonen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pohjonen/32/423_2.png) [@pohjonen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pohjonen)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-a-million-tax-free-dollars/82318/21 "2001-09-19T00:04:09Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Natural-J-Bankie \*  
> \*\*I think it’s illegal to sell oragns so the poor don’t get exploited, or druggies don’t sell organs to support their drug habit.
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I’m poor and I wouldn’t feel exploited at all. Any rich dopers need a kidney?

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [September 19, 2001, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-a-million-tax-free-dollars/82318/22 "2001-09-19T05:38:34Z")

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I guess I’d go for getting my little toe amputated.

Then I could get a cool wooden peg to go where the toe was. Maybe I could have a bunch of little wooden pegs, painted in different jazzy colors to match my choice of toenail polish for the week. Then I wouldn’t get bored with the same old peg.

(I had a swim instructor when I was a kid who _was_ actually missing the last toe on his right foot… maybe he was a millionaire.)

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