# What would you do for money game?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [July 5, 2016, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167 "2016-07-05T22:29:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Hbk4894](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e68b1a/32.png) [@Hbk4894](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hbk4894)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/1 "2016-07-05T22:29:11Z")

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You answer yes or no then suggest the next one

I will start

For £35,000 , would you undergo an operation which takes away your sex drive for good?

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/2 "2016-07-05T22:40:20Z")

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Heck no!!! Even though I haven’t been intimate with anyone in many years, I want to keep hoping that this involuntary celibacy will end, and that I would enjoy it.

For $1,000, 000 would you have sex with an anonymous stranger chosen by others? This stranger would be disease free but might not share your gender or orientation.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/3 "2016-07-05T22:40:44Z")

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Welcome to The Dope! This would probably be better suited for the Thread Games forum, so I reported the thread for such a move.

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**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/4 "2016-07-05T22:42:11Z")

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In play: Baker’s question.

No, I wouldn’t ever have sex with someone I’m not in love with.

For $10,000,000, would you agree to stay off the internet for the rest of your life?

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/5 "2016-07-05T22:45:54Z")

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> [@ekedolphin](#):
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> In play: Baker’s question.
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> No, I wouldn’t ever have sex with someone I’m not in love with.
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> For $10,000,000, would you agree to stay off the internet for the rest of your life?

Yes. I could easily pay someone to get useful information off the internet for me, and I’ll be too busy spending $10,000,000 to care about anything else on the internet.

Would you amputate your non-dominant hand for … let’s say $250,000? (all done surgically, painlessly, except for normal healing).

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2016, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/6 "2016-07-05T23:26:38Z")

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> [@TriPolar](#):
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> Would you amputate your non-dominant hand for … let’s say $250,000? (all done surgically, painlessly, except for normal healing).

No. My right hand isn’t as useful as yours, but it’s a hell of a lot more useful than your left.

For $150,000 would you trim the claws of a tiger? It would not be sedated.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2016, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/7 "2016-07-06T12:41:33Z")

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Given that no other condition is provided, no. I have to assume this is the average tiger - e.g. not tamed or trained - and therefore will almost certainly kill me. Tigers are extraordinarily ferocious and unafraid of people. I’m a dead man.

For $100,000 would you eat a human hand? The hand will be cleaned and cooked.

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**Author:** ![Oredigger77](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oredigger77/32/3181_2.png) [@Oredigger77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oredigger77)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2016, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/8 "2016-07-06T14:50:49Z")

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Sure, assuming I don’t have to spend the rest of my life with people knowing I’m a cannibal. I can do it quietly at home with no advertising.

For $6,000,000 would you allow Dateline to make a segment about you being a serial child molester who has never been charged and air it without any refutation.

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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2016, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/9 "2016-07-06T20:26:31Z")

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> [@Oredigger77](#):
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> Sure, assuming I don’t have to spend the rest of my life with people knowing I’m a cannibal. I can do it quietly at home with no advertising.
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> For $6,000,000 would you allow Dateline to make a segment about you being a serial child molester who has never been charged and air it without any refutation.

As I get older and older, I find I’d do more and more for less and less, but no. No freakin’ way. I’d choose death before that. Now, if you made it, like $100 million after taxes, I might consider it. Surely there would be a place on the planet I could live in anonymity after that, if I had $100 mil.

Would you, for $20,000,000, let yourself get hit by lightning? Could be a strong bolt, maybe not, who knows? No special conditions - barefoot, standing in a field.

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**Author:** ![ReticulatingSplines](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@ReticulatingSplines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReticulatingSplines)\
**Post date:** [July 6, 2016, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/10 "2016-07-06T22:30:13Z")

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> [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](#):
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> Would you, for $20,000,000, let yourself get hit by lightning? Could be a strong bolt, maybe not, who knows? No special conditions - barefoot, standing in a field.

Is dying a possibility? Or you survive but just have to deal with the pain and whatnot? If you can’t die, I’d say yes. If you CAN die, I’d say…well, yes.

Would you watch a video of your parents having sex for…$7?

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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/11 "2016-07-07T06:32:27Z")

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> [@ReticulatingSplines](#):
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> Is dying a possibility? Or you survive but just have to deal with the pain and whatnot? If you can’t die, I’d say yes. If you CAN die, I’d say…well, yes.
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> Would you watch a video of your parents having sex for…$7?

Wait. . .do I pay, or I get paid?

And yes, dying is a possibility. You just go out in a field in a rainstorm, in bare feet (no sneaky rubber shoes!) and get hit by lightning.

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/12 "2016-07-07T11:04:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Would you, for $20,000,000, let yourself get hit by lightning? Could be a strong bolt, maybe not, who knows? No special conditions - barefoot, standing in a field.

Sure, I would. If I survive I’d end up with [lichtenberg figures](http://www.bing.com/images/search?q=struck+by+lightning+lichtenberg+figure&FORM=HDRSC2) for a while and really, what’s cooler than that?

For $1,500 would you pretend to be a Trump supporter on Facebook? You must post a message of support daily from now until the election.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/13 "2016-07-07T16:59:21Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> For $1,500 would you pretend to be a Trump supporter on Facebook? You must post a message of support daily from now until the election.

Definitely not.  
$2,500 to be completely covered in non-venomous spiders for one hour?

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2016, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/14 "2016-07-07T17:11:14Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> For $1,500 would you pretend to be a Trump supporter on Facebook? You must post a message of support daily from now until the election.

There’s no way I’d join Facebook for $1,500.

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**Author:** ![Doug\_K](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5ac83/32.png) [@Doug\_K](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_K)\
**Post date:** [July 12, 2016, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/15 "2016-07-12T04:15:20Z")

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Reported for forum change.

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**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\
**Post date:** [July 13, 2016, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-for-money-game/759167/16 "2016-07-13T02:34:42Z")

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> [@Velocity](#):
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> Definitely not.  
> $2,500 to be completely covered in non-venomous spiders for one hour?

I’d do that for $25 as long as someone else is covering me with them and then removing them one hour later. Oh, and you have to guarantee that I can breathe (without inhaling spiders, I mean).
