# What would you do if your mom did porn? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [December 3, 2013, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345 "2013-12-03T04:48:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/21 "2013-12-03T16:53:04Z")
Someone on another website I frequented (the site shut down) worked for a while at a company where her job was screening websites to confirm that they actually were what the webmasters said they were. As one can imagine, about 50% of what she had to look at was porn, and she said it was not fun at all; it was boring and often quite depressing. And a lot of it was not what most people would want to look at. “Geriatric Asians”, that kind of thing? Yep. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/22 "2013-12-03T17:33:13Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > Or your grandparents? > > [http://www.retroraunch.com](http://www.retroraunch.com) I’ve put your link under a spoiler. We have a “two click” rule here about NSFW material, it must take two clicks to get to it to provide the extra work of seeing said material. ---
**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/23 "2013-12-03T17:33:35Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > Or your grandparents? > > [http://www.retroraunch.com](http://www.retroraunch.com) **nearwildheaven** , please enclose any not-safe-for-work material within spoiler tags, or break the link in some way. We want to avoid any accidental clicking for users reading at work. thanks, Ellen ---
**Author:** ![ZPG\_Zealot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e47c2d/32.png) [@ZPG\_Zealot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZPG_Zealot)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/24 "2013-12-03T18:46:48Z")
I would be overjoyed and dancing with glee that she actually had a job at one point in her life. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/25 "2013-12-03T18:59:31Z")
“Is that my real Daddy?” ---
**Author:** ![dracoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@dracoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dracoi)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/26 "2013-12-03T19:17:10Z")
My mother died when I was in Jr High, so I’d have some very mixed emotions about it. My grandparents literally stole most of her things; I don’t have much to remember her by (only the stuff they left in storage after I finally got a court order to make them turn it over to us). They keep promising we’ll get the rest of the stuff after we perform enough emotional blackmail tricks… one of my brothers tried and after he’d jumped through two hoops with an ever-moving goal post, he gave up having contact with them. What I do have: a photo album with maybe thirty pictures of her (most are of the rest of the family), a set of collector plates on the wall, and a set of dishes that are still going strong with daily use even though they’re about thirty years old now. Also, I’m not such a prude that I’d be scrubbing my eyes out or something just because I saw Mom naked. I saw her naked a couple of times and once walked in on my parents having sex, and I really can’t comprehend why people think this is such a shocking and disgusting thing. I’m not sitting around to get off on it, either, but I just don’t understand being so horribly scandalized by seeing it. So that’s a very long way of saying that I really have no interest in seeing my mother in porn, but that such a video would still probably wind up in my tiny collection of things to remember her by. It’s too small a collection to let anything else go at this point. ---
**Author:** ![shiftless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@shiftless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shiftless)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/27 "2013-12-03T19:31:26Z")
My mom is 89 but she was 25 or so during WWII and kinda hot. If she did porn I would conclude it was for the war effort, salute and move on to the next training film in the series. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/28 "2013-12-03T19:42:27Z")
Throw up, run 10 miles, and pray I’d never have another erection. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/29 "2013-12-03T20:02:14Z")
_What would you do if your mom did porno, What would you do if your mom did porno, What would you do if your mom did porno, Early in the morning?_ ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/30 "2013-12-03T20:08:15Z")
It’d never happen. My mom never had sex. Ever. > [@deltasigma](#): > > I’d wonder why I never got the company discount. > > edit: Not that I ever actually \*buy \*porn. I mean serious, who does anymore? Wait…what? There is porn you don’t have to pay for?? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/31 "2013-12-03T20:25:23Z")
Just to be clear, you’re talking about a commercial movie, and not something hacked off of my cell phone, right? ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/32 "2013-12-03T21:19:47Z")
> [@squeegee](#): > > The obvious counterpart this [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=709133). Somebody had to do it. By the way Squeegee, your Mom says hi. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/33 "2013-12-03T21:27:00Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > I’d wonder why I was watching straight porn. Who said anything about it being straight porn? Mom could be worked over by another MILF with a strap-on. The OP said “cornholed”, they didn’t specify by whom. 😉 Anyway… In the real world, my mother died when I was 1 year old (1968) and I doubt I would even recognize her. \ :eek: :eek: :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2013, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/34 "2013-12-03T22:34:33Z")
I’d feel mild surprise, no more. It’s not like there’s anything wrong with porn; something like finding out she was a convicted felon would be a lot more shocking. ---
**Author:** ![Marlonius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/838e76/32.png) [@Marlonius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlonius)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/35 "2013-12-04T00:01:03Z")
I’d turn it off and never let on to her or anyone in the family that I knew her secret. ---
**Author:** ![squeegee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/squeegee/32/14537_2.png) [@squeegee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/squeegee)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/36 "2013-12-04T07:11:09Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > By the way Squeegee, your Mom says hi. Heh, well played. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/37 "2013-12-04T08:01:10Z")
> [@JohnT](#): > > Who said anything about it being straight porn? Mom could be worked over by another MILF with a strap-on. The OP said “cornholed”, they didn’t specify by whom. 😉 Who knows, might even involve actual corn. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/38 "2013-12-04T12:40:07Z")
Rule 34. “Corn Fed Mamas” ---
**Author:** ![Qwertol](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/e274bd/32.png) [@Qwertol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qwertol)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/39 "2013-12-05T14:03:35Z")
Ask Thora Birch. ---
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2013, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345/40 "2013-12-05T15:30:32Z")
My mother is 75 and not in any kind of shape. I would not watch it the moment I recognized her, but I would laugh for a week at the idea that someone got off on that. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-do-if-your-mom-did-porn/675345.md?page=3)