# What would you expect from a prostitute that charges $ 2000 per hour? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [September 30, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165 "2005-09-30T05:16:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4da419/32.png) [@Gala\_Matrix\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gala_Matrix_Fire)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/21 "2005-09-30T14:41:32Z")
This reminds me of that awful movie, _Very Bad Things_. The Jeremy Pivens character was beside himself with excitement at the idea of a $500-an-hour hooker. Did he really believe she would be \*\*fifty times better \*\* a lay than his usual hookers? People are stupid. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/22 "2005-09-30T14:44:03Z")
> [@Duke of Rat](#): > > For $2000, she could go out and get me 3 $500 hookers that were a little better looking and keep $500 for her troubles. Roger that. And no VD, or the deal’s off. ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/23 "2005-09-30T14:45:51Z")
Half - just like the rest of my bitches. ---
**Author:** ![Megyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@Megyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Megyn)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/24 "2005-09-30T15:00:39Z")
> [@dasgupta](#): > > See… here’s what I want. First, we both get naked. Except, we’re both wearing sailor’s hats. Then we get into a Jacuzzi filled with Pepto-bismol, I clip her toenails, she shaves my buttocks. > > So… naked… jacuzzi… Pepto-Bismol… toenails… shave my buttocks. > > Two million dollars for the references. Disclaimer: Money may be locked in a train station locker in Silver City. Rat Race. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/25 "2005-09-30T15:31:23Z")
Flexibility. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/26 "2005-09-30T15:34:16Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Slight hijack, but on a recent trip to D.C. I was stunned at the number of pages of Escorts ads in the phone book. (I really wasn’t looking for anything- I just came across… I mean… saw them- [female escorts aren’t my bag, not that there’s anythign wrong with that]). I once heard it said that DC has the highest number of prostitutes per-capita of any city in the US. I believe it, but wouldn’t put money on it as long as we’re talking only about sexual services prostitutes. I’d put money on it if the definition of “prostitute” includes all those whores on capitol hill. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Lissa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/27 "2005-09-30T15:36:08Z")
Before I saw the photos and read her Likes and Dislikes, I thought she must be a classy escort-type. You know: the kind of girl who goes out for a fancy dinner with the man, discusses Sartre and the Theory of Relativity with equal panache, and then provides the services of a great lover. Sort of like a modern geisha.\* This girl just looks like over-priced street trash. Maybe she gets $2000 an hour if she quickly services multiple clients. \*Please don’t jump on me. I know all about geisha and I know they weren’t prostitutes. That’s why I said “modern” geisha. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/28 "2005-09-30T15:47:08Z")
I would expect her not to get mad when I asked “Seriously, how much?” ---
**Author:** ![Bongmaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Bongmaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bongmaster)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/29 "2005-09-30T16:45:09Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > We are joined by her sister and her mother. BINGO! Either bring some friends or about $1800 in change. ---
**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/30 "2005-09-30T18:20:07Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > Half - just like the rest of my bitches. Ahem. You’re obviously not a professional. A true pimp’s cut is 100%. From that money he takes care of his stable in the style they deserve. Now go back on the street and get me my money, bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Shagnasty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9dc877/32.png) [@Shagnasty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shagnasty)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/31 "2005-09-30T18:30:32Z")
I might consider a $2000/hr hooker if she was the most beautiful woman I have ever seen and it was the first hour of the first day on her new job. ---
**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/32 "2005-09-30T18:42:35Z")
I would expect that for that kind of cash she could afford to not have her bathroom carpeted in what looks like a leopard skin print. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/33 "2005-09-30T18:57:42Z")
[Her page with the theatre group she worked with.](http://web.archive.org/web/20040127100802/www.feedtheherd.org/nat.html) It has more, and more flattering, pics. Some of the shows have pics of her as well. If she was a good actress I can see how that could have influenced the prices. [Another theatre group(Canadian) she worked with](http://www.untimelyripped.com/nat.html) has a large size head shot. She’s good looking, add in the dance experience(limber and toned) and an actress’s enthusiasm and she could probably earn $1000 an hour. Then $2000(which was not her main bill rate, but only on a couple special occasions for VIP clients) was because she had a serious hustler for a pimp. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/34 "2005-09-30T19:10:23Z")
“What would you expect from a prostitute that charges $ 2000 per hour?” Five orgasms per minute. For _me,_ not for _her._ ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/35 "2005-09-30T19:13:08Z")
> [@don't ask](#): > > Half - just like the rest of my bitches. 😃 (My first LoL today.) ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/36 "2005-09-30T20:14:44Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > You’re obviously not a professional. Does **Lemur866** have to choke a bitch? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/37 "2005-09-30T21:20:38Z")
49 of her closest friends. ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/38 "2005-09-30T21:30:09Z")
> [@Mtgman](#): > > [Her page with the theatre group she worked with.](http://web.archive.org/web/20040127100802/www.feedtheherd.org/nat.html) It has more, and more flattering, pics. Some of the shows have pics of her as well. If she was a good actress I can see how that could have influenced the prices. > > [Another theatre group(Canadian) she worked with](http://www.untimelyripped.com/nat.html) has a large size head shot. She’s good looking, add in the dance experience(limber and toned) and an actress’s enthusiasm and she could probably earn $1000 an hour. Then $2000(which was not her main bill rate, but only on a couple special occasions for VIP clients) was because she had a serious hustler for a pimp. > > Enjoy, > Steven Oh, she’s _Canadian_. So maybe that’s 2,000 CAD, which is roughly $1,720 USD – much more reasonable. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/39 "2005-09-30T22:20:38Z")
I would expect her to not laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Odinoneeye](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/97f17d/32.png) [@Odinoneeye](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odinoneeye)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/40 "2005-09-30T23:07:28Z")
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