# What would you expect from a prostitute that charges $ 2000 per hour?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [September 30, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165 "2005-09-30T05:16:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Slant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c57346/32.png) [@Mr.Slant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Slant)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/41 "2005-10-01T14:44:39Z")

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Wow. That ranges from dating site, to sex offender legal defense, to a documentary on minor sex slaves, to what seems to be some kind of distinctly reputable escort product.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [October 1, 2005, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/42 "2005-10-01T20:28:32Z")

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I’d expect she would be hosting a bachelor party for 20 people with open bar for two hours.

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/43 "2005-10-02T01:40:33Z")

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For $2000 per hour, I would expect a sex priestess who would grant me a life-altering experience of mystical Tantric sex, including the clearing of several engrams from my past lives, leading to a total rejuvenation of mind, body and spirit. Or else she can supply the drugs.

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**Author:** ![CantUseMyRealName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@CantUseMyRealName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CantUseMyRealName)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/44 "2005-10-02T15:17:14Z")

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for $2,000 an hour, i would expect that she would be able to cough up her $50,000 bail

[http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200509/s1471792.htm](http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200509/s1471792.htm)

apparently not.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-expect-from-a-prostitute-that-charges-2000-per-hour/324165/45 "2005-10-02T16:53:37Z")

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For $2,000 an hour I would expect her to HELP HURRICANE VICTIMS!

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