# What would you have in your fantasy mansion?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 20, 2021, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-have-in-your-fantasy-mansion/940400 "2021-04-20T19:55:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-have-in-your-fantasy-mansion/940400/102 "2021-04-29T10:33:21Z")

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> [@digs](#):
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> 'Cause I can clean this whole place in 45 minutes!

> [@LSLGuy](#):
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> What is this “I” that appears in the same sentence as “clean”? There is no “I” in “clean”. 😉

I can cean this place in 45 minutes, once I figure out how to cean.

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**Author:** ![ratatoskK](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ratatoskk/32/2987_2.png) [@ratatoskK](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ratatoskK)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-have-in-your-fantasy-mansion/940400/103 "2021-04-29T12:46:52Z")

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An indoor stream and small pond that’s connected to an outside stream (i.e. not just a recirculating thing). With whatever fish, etc make their way through the house.

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-have-in-your-fantasy-mansion/940400/104 "2021-04-29T14:11:56Z")

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And the occasional snapping turtle. 😉

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**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2021, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-would-you-have-in-your-fantasy-mansion/940400/105 "2021-04-29T19:47:42Z")

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> [@kitap](#):
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> I forgot. You know what I want? One of those swimming pools that looks like a pond.

If the Clampetts had thought of that they would have had a real cement pond.

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